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When the teacher lets you go to the bathroom during Istep you yoyo.
Do it all the time.
When on your fourth date with a new girl you give her a yoyo as a gift.
- When the only thing you can do to contribute to your basketball team is to throw a yoyo at the basketball and hope they drop the ball.
- when you have 4 times more yoyos than youve had girlfriends in your life
me to ive had 2 gf and like 10 yoyos
I haven’t had any GF’s and i have 7 yoyo’s so I have unlimited amounts more.
i know man, it’s like why walk the dog when i’m able to do ladder escape!
Because its a classic trick people love seeing.
That bothers me alot that non yoyoers don´t understand that walk the dog ruins the yoyo.
161.when you do suicides all the time and don’t die
162: When you spend more time yoyoing than on the dedicated yoyo community forums!!
BA-ZING!!!
163: when your finger turns purple
You do it so much you start typing on the computer and don’t realize you have a yoyo string on your fingure.
8)
165: when you do yoyo jobs for people
That’s a pretty bad thing to be bothered about. You really think the entire world is supposed to know everything about yoyos?
You never notice if you have a yoyo string wrapped around you fingure until you see your yoyo winding down the string.
You yoyo every spare second at sporting events.
When you wake up to see if anyone has posted a new video.
Bring 3 YoYos to school and always YoYo between classes! 8)
When you throw 2 minutes of madness on fake bathroom breaks, in between education seminars…