- When you’re in jeopardy of not graduating high school because you yo-yo too much (currently my position)
- When you dream about finding a backpack full of Clyws
You wear adult diapers to avoid putting down your yoyos to use the bathroom.
- When getting a new yoyo in the mail is the best day of your life…and it happnens every single time you get a new yoyo.
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yeh, there is nothing like a new yoyo day ;D
sometimes it seems like getting the yoyo is almost as fun a playing it…
- When you talk to your cat about yo-yos
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When you go around asking if that would be a good grinding surface?
When you actually get it trouble in school from yo-yoing .
When you shatter a window with your metal and freak out saying “OMG, i hope my yo-yo is all right!”
When you go through strings like they were chocolate.
When you make up more than 5 things that could tell you that you’re obsessed with yo-yoing.
When your girlfriend dumps you cuz you pay more attention to your yo-yo than to her.
When you see a good yo-yo movie and watch it repeatedly just to take it all in.
When you make reviews and spin times and hubstack spin times about every yo-yo you have.
When you have an account on every yo-yo forum there is
MUHAHAHAHAHAH Im obsessed with yo-yoing all right, but im proud to say it 
Also when you make up a system to knock twice when you hear a yo-yo term (yupp thats mee)
when you get slapped because you told a formal instrumental string quartet that the name of the quartet is the name of a yoyo(legacy)
you hear a cool word and have to make up a trick to go with it
you have a permanent indentation on your throw finger from the string.
- When you get an adrenalin rush when your yo-yos are in danger:)
When you look at a shape and wonder if it would make a good yo-yo.
when your talking to someone and they say somthing and then u say somthing that has to do with yoyoing excample( person 1,omg that guy did a belly flop!,person 2(me),theres a trik called gyro flop)
omg obsesedddddd
380: when you threaten to kill someone for their yoyo…
that does not mean your obsessed, it means you don’t understand yoyoing very well.
When you join a yoyo forum.
When you step outside after dinner. Not to smoke, but to yoyo.
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when you feel a spider crawling on your neck and you don’t swat it because your in the middle of a trick