think…^^^
Told to me by one of my 6th graders…
When you’re sprinting to the bathroom, you’re a Russian.
Once you get there, European.
2 dudes walk into a Bar
…and another
You’d think the third one wouldn’t make the same mistake
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Giraffes are horses that Chuck Norris kicked in the chin.
If home is where the heart is, then every student is homeschooled.
Haha! 
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My life is a pretty big joke. It’s funny, is changed by many people, and it’s short… Except for that last part
An ion walls into a bar and orders a drink.
Noticing that the ion looks a bit off, the bartender asks, "what’s wrong, buddy? ".
“I’ve lost an electron,” replys the ion.
“That sounds serious. Are you sure?” The bartender asks…
“Dude, I’m positive.”
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an ithberg.
That hurts…
I’ve tried this on about 15 people this weekend, and only one person got it without explanation.
was that me?
Claps slowly
That took me 5 minutes to get. Props.
No.
Too thoon man…too thoon
chuck Norris once got bitten by a rattlesnake. after three days of unrelenting pain…the snake died
chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table…because he only believes in the element of surprise
If you have three apples and five oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats 
Please explain it
Oh… now I get it. 
A hot blonde walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre.
The bartender gave it to her.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.