chuck norris threw a grenade.
It killed 124 people.
then it exploded
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LOL
This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
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I you are an American in the Kitchen; what are you in the bathroom?
… European.
What do you call a dog with steel balls?
… Sparky.
How do you make lady gaga cry?
Poker face
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A Brick.
What are the similarities between a human and a tree?
They both fall down when they get hit by and axe.
Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Yeah, we get it. Now do you get the reason it was removed the first time?
That’s terrible lol…
A blonde walked into a BAR, everyone else walked around it
adding on to what Wildcat said…
Me: Knock knock
Some person:whos there?
Me: not lucy
sry, i had to XP
Oh I get it now! that’s a bad joke thank you for removing it good sir
That reminds me of…
“A guy walks into a bar and says ‘OUCH’”
Yea Lol 
what do a duck and a bike have in common?
they both have handlebars…exept for the duck
Hickory ■■■■■■■ Dock
The mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
and the others escaped with minor injuries
A little girl tells her dad “Dad I’m cold.”, and the dad happens to be a math teacher and tells her to go stand in the corner, but why?
Because the corner is 90 degrees!
Ba Dum Tiss
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Chuck Norris kills an army of 10,000 men with two bullets in hid gun. The first shot was a warning.
Chuck Norris killed an army of 500 men with a grenade. Then he threw it.
When walking around streets, take the hypotenuse and save the legs.
Okay Adam, you esoteric humor smarty pants. I goggled “hypotenuse” which lead me to a website entitled “Hypotenuse Leg Theorem” which only left me in a uncomfortably humbling state of complete confusion. I dislike feeling like the young people on these forums are much smarter than I. I really hate it when you unequivocally prove it empirically.
:-[
Jokes thread?… Look Spot, ol’ Banjo’s the joke.