chuck norris threw a grenade.
It killed 124 people.
then it exploded
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LOL
This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
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I you are an American in the Kitchen; what are you in the bathroom?
… European.
What do you call a dog with steel balls?
… Sparky.
How do you make lady gaga cry?
Poker face
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A Brick.
What are the similarities between a human and a tree?
They both fall down when they get hit by and axe.
Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Yeah, we get it. Now do you get the reason it was removed the first time?
That’s terrible lol…
A blonde walked into a BAR, everyone else walked around it
adding on to what Wildcat said…
Me: Knock knock
Some person:whos there?
Me: not lucy
sry, i had to XP
Oh I get it now! that’s a bad joke thank you for removing it good sir
That reminds me of…
“A guy walks into a bar and says ‘OUCH’”
Yea Lol 
what do a duck and a bike have in common?
they both have handlebars…exept for the duck
Hickory Dickory Dock
The mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
and the others escaped with minor injuries
A little girl tells her dad “Dad I’m cold.”, and the dad happens to be a math teacher and tells her to go stand in the corner, but why?
Because the corner is 90 degrees!
Ba Dum Tiss
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Chuck Norris kills an army of 10,000 men with two bullets in hid gun. The first shot was a warning.
Chuck Norris killed an army of 500 men with a grenade. Then he threw it.
When walking around streets, take the hypotenuse and save the legs.
Okay Adam, you esoteric humor smarty pants. I goggled “hypotenuse” which lead me to a website entitled “Hypotenuse Leg Theorem” which only left me in a uncomfortably humbling state of complete confusion. I dislike feeling like the young people on these forums are much smarter than I. I really hate it when you unequivocally prove it empirically.
:-[
Jokes thread?… Look Spot, ol’ Banjo’s the joke.