Funny jokes


#1

I’m looking for some funny jokes.


#2

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na!


#3

More, more, more!!!


#4

What do you call a store you can’t find?
A wherehouse :wink:

Why did bob go into the pizza making business?
He wanted to make dough :smiley:

Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Naaa, its to cheesy ::slight_smile:

haha, those were pretty stupid :stuck_out_tongue:


#5

-why did the bicycle fall over?
-because it was two tired!

-what does a fish say, when it runs into a wall?
-dam!

i used to know a lot of jokes, only most of them aren’t appropriate to politically-correct userbase of yye


#6

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

What’s green and smells like paint?

Green paint.


#7

Q. What’s blue and smells like red paint?
A. Blue Paint


#8

I tell this one to kids when I am tying balloon animals.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
I didn’t think so.


#9

Whats the difference between bird flu and pig flu?

For bird flu you need tweetment, and for pig flu you need oinkment.


#10

Lol nardcopter and yoyoguy345 I remember those

K guys, here’s what you do.
Gather around 5 friends, and tell them to laugh at the end of the joke, even if it’s not funny. Then you get another friend(that doesn’t know to laugh at the end) and tell a joke like this, “one man wanted to shower, he asked his wife for soap. Then the wife said “no soap,radio”” and then everybody laughs except for that one guy. The 6 of you keep on laughing extremely hard, then one if you " you dont get the joke!" and just keep laughing. Its funny :wink:


#11

How do you kill a red elephant?
With a red elephant gun!
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun?
No. They don’t make those. This is what you do…

You lead him to a bucket of peanuts, cause elephants love peanuts. Then the next day you lead him to the same bucket of peanuts, but this time you lay rice over the top. Cause everyone knows that elephants hate rice, but he eats through the rice to get to the peanuts. Then then next day you fill the top half with rice and the bottom half with peanuts. And he eats the rice and hates it and eats the peanuts and loves it. Then the next day you fill the whole bucket with rice. And he’s eating all this rice and he hates it. Then he gets to the bottom and sees that there’s no peanuts. Then he gets so mad that he turns red. Then you shoot him with a red elephant gun


#12

Haha, that made me laugh :slight_smile:


#13

OMG this is hilarious.


#14

Have any of y’all whispered into somebody’s ear to look at somebody and start laughing like crazy. If not you should it’s hilarious. You all should try it sometime to see the people’s reactions.


#15

I need more, more, and more.


#16

Okay
How do you get a monkey out of a tree?
you throw a fridge at it HAHGAHAHHAHAHAHA


#17

This one is terrible but…

What’s the difference between an elephant and grapes?

One of them is purple.


#18

Here I’ll give y’all a very funny one.

Amazon New Jobs
Amazon.com is going to fill 7000 jobs. They will be delivered in 3-5 business days.


#19

I need to laugh. Please send more jokes.


#20

Yo mama is so ugly, she made hello kitty say goodbye! (If offended please tell me…)