post your best or good puns and joke!
police came over to a day care center when the baby was resisting a rest! HAHAHAHAHA 
why did the chicken cross the road…(wait for it)… to get to the OTHER SIDE!!! HAHAHAHA i am soo funny! lol
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Two men walked into a bar, you think one of them would’ve noticed. 
No… They were too buisy throwing…
A horse walked into a bar.
The bartender said, “Why the long face?”
Just remember, the pun is mightier than the sword.
Sure sure.
An Irish man walked out of a bar…
Hehe,
I’m Irish.
I have a couple of them
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car
a grasshopper walked into a bar the bartender said hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper said you have a drink named Harold
Argon walked onto a bar the bartender said we don’t serve noble gasses here argon didn’t react
Past present and future walked into a bar it was tense
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Why are chemistry jokes dumb?
They have no reactions…
Since they get no reaction, lets take all the chemistry jokes and barium.
Now they argon forever
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my favorite:
two pretzels are walking down the street. one is a-salted.
Come on guys, quit joking around, chemistry jokes are serious bismuth.
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Silver walks into a bar and says to gold “Au get outta here” lol
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
The first school was a classy place.
At a flea circus, a dog came by and stole the show.
The first horse motel was opened to provide animals with a stable environment.
When ties were first worn, they were very collar full.
There’s no gift like the present.
A smart canine went to a fashionable dog college and came out with a dog-torate!
There’s a reducing salon in Wall Street… for stocky brokers.
Is a minister rehearsing his sermon practicing what he preaches?
You oughtta thank The Complete Pun Book, published in 1979, for those. This is why I own this book… I guess.
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did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? hes all right now! HAHaHAhahah…