Two strings walked into a bar. The bartender said " sorry we don’t serve strings."
So the two strings walked out and tied themselves together and messed up one end.
They went back into the bar and said “one drink please” The bartender said “Hey, aren’t you just two strings?” The strings said “Frayed knot.”
One day, a mother of three kids bought a brand new super high tech dryer. She put it right next to the old washing machine. The woman was always so impressed by the dryer, but not the washer. So the washing machine said to the dryer, “You are such a Dry-hard.”