Post your jokes and riddles here! It can be made up joke or riddle, an already existing joke or riddle that’s not as well known or a really popular joke or riddle! Also please put the answer in (in case the thread gets complicated) unless you really want to let someone guess it.
I’ll start out with a joke:
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? You’re too young to smoke!
A family of tomatoes was walking down the street and the littlest one was way behind the rest. The father tomato turned around, smashed the littlest tomato and said “catch up” (ketchup) get it?
there were two muffins in an oven. One muffin turned and said to the other “few, it’s getting hot in here” then the other muffin turned and said “OH MY GOSH, A TALKING MUFFIN!”