Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?
Because 6, 7 8
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
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Whyyyy must you bring the suffering here. I even saw a billboard about this, no lie, in the real world on Monday. Godâs truth. I did.
Not this one exactly, it was this media, but it was on a billboardâŚ
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I know you have a dad joke up your sleeve, code
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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I see that smileâŚ
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Have any of you read the book âYellow Riverâ by I.P. Freely
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âIâm hungry!â
âNice to meet you, Hungry. Iâm dad.â
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Itâs bad when a dad (of five!) doesnât get a dad joke. 
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âHey kids - Did you know our car is a time machine?â
âNo it isnât, dad.â
âYeah it is! When we get home, we will be exactly 10 minutes into the future!â
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Good bookâŚ
A better reading option would be:
âUnder the Bleachersâ by Seymore Butts
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I also like âHow to Tie Your Shoelacesâ by Bob Down.
Two peanuts were walking through a park. One was assaulted.
When I was a kid I heard my dad tell this joke whenever we had company over.
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This is a new found skill of mine.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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i feel so young here
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more like an anti joke haha
what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?
âget in the batmobileâ
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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?
Wasnât my fault
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This is a daily in my house.
Or, dad where are we going?
Weâre going crazy!
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My first laughs today came fromâŚa yoyo forum.
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