Dad joke thread

Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8

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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

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Whyyyy must you bring the suffering here. I even saw a billboard about this, no lie, in the real world on Monday. God’s truth. I did.

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Not this one exactly, it was this media, but it was on a billboard…

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I know you have a dad joke up your sleeve, code

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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I see that smile…

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Have any of you read the book “Yellow River” by I.P. Freely

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“I’m hungry!”

“Nice to meet you, Hungry. I’m dad.”

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It’s bad when a dad (of five!) doesn’t get a dad joke. :roll_eyes:

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“Hey kids - Did you know our car is a time machine?”

“No it isn’t, dad.”

“Yeah it is! When we get home, we will be exactly 10 minutes into the future!”

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Good book…

A better reading option would be:

“Under the Bleachers” by Seymore Butts

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I also like ‘How to Tie Your Shoelaces’ by Bob Down.

Two peanuts were walking through a park. One was assaulted.

When I was a kid I heard my dad tell this joke whenever we had company over.

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This is a new found skill of mine.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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i feel so young here

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more like an anti joke haha

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?

“get in the batmobile”

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

Wasn’t my fault

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This is a daily in my house.

Or, dad where are we going?

We’re going crazy!

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My first laughs today came from…a yoyo forum.

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