Dad joke thread


({John15}) #1

Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana


({John15}) #2

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8


({John15}) #3

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.


#4

Whyyyy must you bring the suffering here. I even saw a billboard about this, no lie, in the real world on Monday. God’s truth. I did.

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Not this one exactly, it was this media, but it was on a billboard…


({John15}) #5

I know you have a dad joke up your sleeve, code


#6

What if there were no hypothetical questions?


({John15}) #7

I see that smile…


#8

Have any of you read the book “Yellow River” by I.P. Freely


(Spinworthy Glen) #9

“I’m hungry!”

“Nice to meet you, Hungry. I’m dad.”


#10

It’s bad when a dad (of five!) doesn’t get a dad joke. :roll_eyes:


(Spinworthy Glen) #11

“Hey kids - Did you know our car is a time machine?”

“No it isn’t, dad.”

“Yeah it is! When we get home, we will be exactly 10 minutes into the future!”


#12

Good book…

A better reading option would be:

“Under the Bleachers” by Seymore Butts


(Spinworthy Glen) #13

I also like ‘How to Tie Your Shoelaces’ by Bob Down.


(ChrisFrancz) #14

Two peanuts were walking through a park. One was assaulted.

When I was a kid I heard my dad tell this joke whenever we had company over.


(G2 Jake) #15

This is a new found skill of mine.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.


#16

i feel so young here


#17

more like an anti joke haha

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?

“get in the batmobile”


({John15}) #18

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

Wasn’t my fault


({John15}) #19

This is a daily in my house.

Or, dad where are we going?

We’re going crazy!


(ChrisFrancz) #20

My first laughs today came from…a yoyo forum.