Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
Why was Yoda afraid of 7?
Because 6, 7 8
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Whyyyy must you bring the suffering here. I even saw a billboard about this, no lie, in the real world on Monday. Godâs truth. I did.
Not this one exactly, it was this media, but it was on a billboardâŚ
I know you have a dad joke up your sleeve, code
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
I see that smileâŚ
Have any of you read the book âYellow Riverâ by I.P. Freely
âIâm hungry!â
âNice to meet you, Hungry. Iâm dad.â
Itâs bad when a dad (of five!) doesnât get a dad joke.
âHey kids - Did you know our car is a time machine?â
âNo it isnât, dad.â
âYeah it is! When we get home, we will be exactly 10 minutes into the future!â
Good bookâŚ
A better reading option would be:
âUnder the Bleachersâ by Seymore Butts
I also like âHow to Tie Your Shoelacesâ by Bob Down.
Two peanuts were walking through a park. One was assaulted.
When I was a kid I heard my dad tell this joke whenever we had company over.
This is a new found skill of mine.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
i feel so young here
more like an anti joke haha
what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?
âget in the batmobileâ
What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?
Wasnât my fault
This is a daily in my house.
Or, dad where are we going?
Weâre going crazy!
My first laughs today came fromâŚa yoyo forum.