Yoyo jokes!


#1

Lemme start this.

What is jensen kimmits favorite civil war newspaper?

The northstar! HAHAHAAH!


#2

Okay, here’s one.

Why doesn’t anybody ever try to assassinate Johnnie DelValle?

Because he always has a hitman in his pocket, while the X-Convict watches over him from the shelf.


#3

What did Gary Longoria say to Hironori when Gary got 1st place in 1999?

Hey, ya look a bit Seasick there, pal.


#4

What did Doc Pop say to Daniel Ickler?

Looks like a lot of Hoopla has been about since I retired.

(This one is a tad obscure, ask Zammy when ya can.)


#5

Why did Steve Brown take his arm out the garbage can?

He felt he needed a Freehand!

(Not hating, I love Duncan. but…yeah.)


#6

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Not to get a yoyo; because it doesn’t have fingers.

Q. What did Albert Einstein say when he had an unpleasant experience with a yoyo falling on his head?
A. "Newton! You foiled me again!


#7

oo, you are good, you. I like.


#8

…and always has his finger on the Trigger and nabs the Eneme…


(Chase Baxter) #9

I was going to tell a yoyo joke but I couldn’t come up with one.


#10

You’re the CHIEF of yo-yo puns.


#11

I was going to tell one but there would be no response.


(SlimJoe) #12

Selling cheap yoyos!

No strings attached!


#13

I would tell a yoyo joke, but it would be very slippy.


#14

I don’t have enough bearings to write one. :-\


#15

These puns are a smooth move, hope they don’t cause tension in this thread.


#16

Good joke, but Jensen currently hates the Northstar.

Not completely, but he has a bad attitude against YYF.


#17

I am QUITE aware haha :stuck_out_tongue:


#18

Ok lol. So I’m guessing you know all about what happened between him and Tyler Severence and all that Jazz?


#19

Dude, It’s been known. AND PWEASE TRY TO STAY ON TOPIC!

I was thinking of an old Alchemy joke, but that might cause people to huff and puff at me.

Lol, sorry, had to. xD


#20

Yoyoing is pretty cool, but it has its ups and downs.