Yoyo jokes!


#24

Wht did the 2A player say to the 1A player when they were about to fight?

“It takes TWO to tangle!”


#25

Nice…

What did the News Station Anchor say when Ben Conde ran for President?

Well, his campaign was a bit off at first, but I am sure he can whip back into it!


(WildCat23) #26

I was going to tell a joke about bearings, but it wasn’t clean.


#27

I’m having a hard time bearing all these punny jokes!


#28

Oh lol, I see where you were going with that…


#29

I saw it too.

SO, I was throwing some 4A, and I had a thought, and stopped for a second to think about life, it’s meanings… And then it hit me.


#30

I love my 4A yoyo so much, my love for it comes with no strings attached.

OHHHHHH


#31

AHH, I see what you, wait…I dotn get it…xD JK


#33

What was the first thing One Drop said when they successfully designed their Second yo-yo?

THERE CAN ONLY BE M1!!!


#34

Q:What is Jensen’s gramma special sandwich?
A:The gramma kimmitt sandwich


#35

Q:What is Iyoyo58 favorite jam
A:yoyojam


#36

What is a yoyoers favorite thing to eat? A banana turnover.


#37

I got myself some Smooth Moves. Yeah.


#38

What is Popeye’s favorite yo-yo?

the Monkey Fist.


#39

You know me so well :’)


#40

“I’m fishing for some barracuda”- Duncan


#41

A. What’s Ben conde’s favorite movie.
B. no strings attached!!!


#42

You kind of copied my joke…


#43

And you copied my name, so hush.

SO

What did Duncan say to their favorite team member?

You have been making our jaws drop to the Flores with you’re progress.


#44

I think the with a tiny bit of alteration I can use this one in the future. :smiley:
Hope you don’t mind.