50 Facts

General Yo-Yo
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Hey guys, can you give me 50 or more facts about yo-yoers? Doing it for a facebook thing.

  1. It’s a lot easier than it looks.

  2. It pains us to walk the dog

  3. When you ask us why we spent 50 bucks on a yo-yo, we will ask you how much those shoes cost that you’re walking in and dirtying up.

  4. We don’t walk the dog anymore, instead we do this: Insert crazy trick

  5. No I’m not pro.

  6. Yes there is such a thing as professional yo-yo players.

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  1. Yoyoers always have a yoyo with them. ALWAYS
  2. Yoyoers get soar arms from throwing.
  3. We hate when we people say: why would you spend 100$ on a yoyo.
  4. We yoyo.
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11.The yoyo was brought to America in the Mid to late 1920’s by Pedro Flores.

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12: Yoyo’s were never used a wepons, that is a lie.
13: Duncan is not the best yoyo company ever.
14: No, my yoyo doesn’t run on a motor.
15: No, a ball bearing is not the same thing as a motor.
16: Yes, it’s spinning.
17: No, I havn’t been doing this for 15 years.
18: No, I won’t do walk the dog.

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19: No, this is not all I do.
20: No, your mom didn’t teach me that yoyo trick.
21: No, I do have a life. Trust me.
22: No, I will not let you walk the dog with my $120 yoyo.
23: Yes, my yoyo finger has a 6 pack.

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That is the best thing ever! Bahahahahahahaha!!! That is sig worthy for someone.

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“ooohhh thts nice let me try” me: “its not gonna come up” them: “why?” Me: “you have to bind(so i bind) them: “thts retarded” me:” no its not" heres a fact, dont let someone who doesnt know how to bind even tpuch it, youll spend a while argueing

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  1. No, I did not buy this for $500. (that applies for most yoyoers…)
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  1. We don’t really care what most people think.
  2. We do it for fun
  3. No, a brain yoyo is not better than my :insert nice yoyo here:
    (#1 doesn’t apply to me :’( lol)
  4. No, Duncan is not the only brand.
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  1. No, its my splash yoyo, i didnt throw any liquid on it. (my friends non stop says like thie…its very annoying…)
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  1. Yes aerodynamics is important.
  2. No yoyo’s that only go up and down are for novelty purposes only.
  3. Yes 4A is harder than Diabolo.
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What kind of things are we wanting? I read facts and thought things like 11, but then I see all these other things.

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  1. Yes, my Genesis is supposed to like like that, it’s not dirty or scratched up, it’s aqua splatter
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you should check out the “you know your obssed with yoyoing when you” thread.

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Take a look at my siggy… :wink:

(This idea came from an insult somebody told me at school! :D)

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  1. There are 5 main differant types of ways to play with your yoyo.
  2. That ball on the end is a counter wieght.
  3. yoyoers stop to eat food.
    36. i just realized when i press the shift button on my laptop 5 times it makes a cool beep sound
    36.metal yoyo’s are not a fantasy.
    37 most of us don’t sleep with it!
  4. IT WON"T DENT FLOORS THE FLOOR WILL DENT THE YOYO! … gosh mom…
  5. Usually when we you think we are showing off were practicing.
  6. We bring it everywerer becuse it fist in the pocket.
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These are not really facts… they are catch phrases and little statements.

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it was just the way i worded it… i changed it a little bit…

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Sorry guys for wording it weird. It’s more of a factual thing. Those stuff about the money and pricing are good and all but that’s too much. Give us some facts about us as a community.

  1. If we hit you then we’re really sorry but underneath we’re laughing it up.
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  1. We practice 25 hours a day, 8 days a week 366 days a year.
  2. We dont get any thing more than friends, time consumption, good times and a missed homework assignment here and there.