Dad joke thread


Dad, can you put the dog out?

“HE’S ON FIRE?!?!”

({John15}) #22

It’s bad when a dad (of five!) doesn’t get a dad joke. :roll_eyes:

Wait, are you still hung up on this?

Read the punch line in a Yoda voice

({John15}) #23

Why is the letter “C” afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all of the other letters are “not-Cs”

(ChrisFrancz) #24

NOW, sense it makes!


Lol. I tried that when I first read it but it didn’t click till just now.


Yeah, and be sure to use the comma.

(Yiyang Wang) #27

What’s a computer that sings?
A Dell.


What do you get when you cross a vampire and a duck?

Count quackula


That seems more like a “Mom Joke” to me because I grew up with that from my mom.

“I’m hungry.”

“Oh. hi Hungry. I’m Thirsty!”

She also says, “Don’t try it 'til you’ve knocked it.”

(Francisco) #30

What did the officer say to the belly button.

You’re under a vest…


Numerous times.

Yep, that one too.


What did the cop say to the guy in a skirt?

Put your hands beyond your back. You’re under a dress.

({John15}) #33

I bought some shoes from my drug dealer earlier.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!

({John15}) #34

I just found out that “ARGH” is not a real word.

I cannot express how angry that makes me.


I lost my mood ring… I’m not sure how I feel about it.


I just deleted a post. Please keep’em clean. Lots of younger kids on this forum. Thanks. :slight_smile:

({John15}) #40

What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, always has 6 letters, but never has 5 letters

(Alexander) #41



Finally, some Dad jokes I can get behind!!!

({John15}) #43

Well that’s flat-out depressing.