First off, please do not think that this is a “Yoyo jokes” thread and I am copying. I sort of am but not like that.
This is the place where you can post all of your non-yoyo related jokes. Have at it.
I’ll start with:
Q. Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A. They wouldn’t stop cheering “bach, bach, bach!”
Your turn.
Okay, here is another one:
Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
And the others escaped with minor injuries
What’s beethovens favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-na.
How many people with alzheimer’s does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have… THE GUTS!!
Hahahahahaha, thank you, thank you. I’ll e here all week! 
THE OFFICIAL JOKE POST!!!
Post any jokes you find funny and entertaining. Let’s keep it clean though.
How to catch a bear…
First you dig a deep hole. Then you fill it with ashes. Next you take a can of peas and line them around the edge of the hole. Then when a bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
Woah, jbh, I did not know you had that in you.
LOL 
That was pretty good JHB
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field!
What do you call a short psychic that broke out of jail?
A small medium at large.
Gotta keep them clean huh? Darn that limits me. XD What about blond jokes?
Just trying to do my part. 
I have one
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi
(it’s pronounced sort of like what’s up except wassa- bee)
Whats simillar between food and dark humor?
Not everyone gets it.
A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?�
The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work?
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic. “Try doing it with the engine running.”
I like it. XD
What did the baby bird say when he saw a $.01 nucular bomb.
cheap. cheap. cheap.
lol ;D
A baby seal walks into a club
I’m almost 21 and my eyesight is getting worse, at what point do I get adult supervision?
Aye good one!