Jokes and Riddles

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What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

Soup. French Onion or Beef Stew.

Edit: I just realized that Dr. Dre is the answer to the riddle. ;D

So a guy walks into a bar. What did he say. Ouch.
Get it? Cause he walked into a bar.

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LOLOLOLOL

why didn’t the skeleton walk across the road…

whisper he didn’t have the guts whisper

This is a riddle I made up in fourth grade and no one has ever gotten it by themselves:

Depending on which side you’re on,
You are either uninvited,
Or outside.

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

A camping trip???(if I got it right… I DID NOT USE GOOGLE)

Here’s one I made up when I was like 7:
Why was the pig on the oven…

coughit was already baconcough

What do you call a hesitating dictator?
Stall’in

Did you hear about that boy at the public pool…
The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, ‘‘Hey! Don’t pee in the pool!’’
The boy replied, ‘‘But everybody does it!’’
‘‘Not from the diving board!’’ shouted the lifeguard.

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Incorrect. Try again.

A fence?.. a door?.. @.@

Here’s a riddle:
What has a bottom at it’s top???

A ■■■■■■■■?

no…

cough a leg cough

aaaaahhh, i see.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

They kept dropping their trunks…

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and spraying liquid out of them onto other people at the pool…

It could be nothing… or it could be garbage…

Rich people have lots of garbage… I mean, they should right? The more stuff you have, the more garbage you collect from it via wrappers, boxes, and other things like that.