Jokes and Riddles

Nope.
One more educated guess and I’ll give a hint
One more half-a**ed guess and the secret shall live.

A prison courtyard!

Lets hope im right… Even if im probably wrong.

EDIT: i got it! youre at home! Or maybe a burglar!

Edit: Another guess, your the in laws at your home! Because you are uninvited when inside, and outside when outside!

I didn’t even know that Doctor Who aired in America so thanks for sharing this.

Anyways, a joke:

What did one beach say to the the other beach?

Nothing, it just waved.  ;D

Nope.

*Hint:
neon lights

Easy, a wall of a house that you arent invited to that’s in the middle of a forest. If youre on one side of the wall, youre uninvited. If youre on the other, youre outside.

Thats totally not the right answer but it works.

A club that gathers at a neon lit sign… hey it works…

that’s exactly what I was thinking :stuck_out_tongue:

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You guys win!

Wrong again.

ok now I get it… It’s the government

What did batman say to robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

Nope

What did the dad say when his kid said his foot was asleep?

“It’s gonna be up all night.”

A totally tircked out convertable