Clean Jokes


Want some good clean jokes?  I’ve started a facebook page so that I can share all of my favorite jokes (clean only) and comics, mind games, etc.

You don’t have to be on facebook to view.


A few of the ones posted recently.


I do standup and my jokes are always clean, in terms of not swearing.

(rizkiyoist) #4

I don’t understand the 2+7 joke.

Anyway, I think this is a good one:
‘This morning I saw something that reminds me of you’
‘Awww that’s cute, what is it? can I see it?’
‘Don’t worry I’ve flushed it…’

(InvaderDust) #5

Whats a pirates favorite letter?

You think it’d be “R” but his first love actually be the “C”


While we’re on the subject of pirate jokes:

Guy 1: What’s a pirate’s favorite crime to commit?
Guy 2: I don’t know Arrggh-son?
Guy 1: Piracy…


You’ll never guess who I bumped into on the way to the eye doctor.



How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.


The Idea of a truly clean joke is the only truly clean joke.

(rizkiyoist) #10




I believe he means that thinking “truly clean jokes” are an actual thing is the only truly clean joke.

(rizkiyoist) #13

Because there is no truly clean joke in the first place… the idea that ‘clean jokes’ exist, is actually a joke.

(angryskills) #14

not really…

(InvaderDust) #15

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!


Another two pirate jokes:

Guy 1: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Guy 2: Aaarrgghh (“R”)
Guy 1: …C

Guy 1: What branch of the military would a pirate be best suited in?
Guy 2: I don’t know, the Aaarrggghhh-my?
Guy 3: Dude, the navy…


Most of the garbage trucks I’ve seen have 8 wheels xP


What do you call birds that fly over a bay?


What do the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago Bears have in common?

Neither are any good at football.

P.S. Lifelong Cubs and Bears fan here ;D

(yoyobro!) #20

Nice! So true hahaha (also a Chi town fan here)