YoYo Jokes Thread

So I made this thread to let people share yoyo jokes! Yep. That’s about it.

Who’s first?

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Well…no one wants to joke about yoyos, because they are so cool. Who wants to humiliate something that’s awesome

I mean jokes only yoyoers would understand

Oh ok

There are already many of these threads.

well… here you go

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velvet rolls dont actually feel like velvet

green triangles are not always green

walk the dog makes your yoyo smoother, try it!

offstring is a great idea if you are on a tightrope with your MIB Rainfly

and finally…

mickey yoyos so slowly, he breaks physics

Necroposting here instead of making a new thread. This one just hit me and I have no one to tell it to, because it’s not only for throwers, but also pretty exclusive to this specific forum. I wanted to reply to someone on here with it, but I’m not that guy. It’s a one-liner. Requires a view of my profile.

“You remind me of my favorite yo-yo.”

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