Yoyo jokes


#1

Give it your best at jokes that invole yoyo.


(Q) #2

YOYOEXPERT EDIT:
Let’s play it safe with the jokes… Also that one wasn’t yo-yo related. :wink:


#3

So a yoyo walks into a bar…


#4

that had to hurt


(Raphael) #5

How do you remember to yoyo?

(Answer below, highlight to see)

Tie a string to your finger!


(Jei Cheetah) #6

djjjyo doesnt support onedrop.


(Troy(oyo) #7

Ya know what they say about yoyoing.

It has it’s ups and downs.

Another good one: Kenny Strasser.


(Q) #8

-shakes fist-


(PutridNebula) #9

How fast does a yoyo spin?

At Mach 5!

Cheesy enough?


#10

why do yoyos hate boats? they get sea sick!

(highlight to figger out)


(Troy(oyo) #11

What did the yoyo say when it was traded many times? (Highlight to figure out.)


#12

i highlighted your post. there is nothing there


(Troy(oyo) #13

You sir. Have been trolled. Welcome to the internet, we have things here.


#14

YOU SIR DID NOT TROLL. YOU WERE POSTING POINTLESSLY

SEEWHUTIDIDTHAR?


#15

What you just did was not trolling. That’s either called a mis-type or a failed post or ^^ pointless or otherwise useless.


(Troy(oyo) #16

I purposely did that post. There is no punchline. There was no mistype or failed post.


#17

Why did the yoyo cross the road? Because it was walking the dog.


#18

What are the three things that someone will say to you when you have a yoyo with you?

  1. Do walk the dog!
  2. Is that a special yoyo?
  3. I can’t get it to come up and down.

(Raphael) #19

Highlight to the right of “A:” to see the answer

Yoyo’s are a joke :stuck_out_tongue: A: No, really

What do yoyo’s and life have in common? A: They have their ups and downs!

Why did Mr. example buy a heavy cream? A: It was Crucial

What’s a Yoyo’s favorite Movie? A: The Matrix

What do Emo yoyo’s do? A: Suicides

What is a farmers Favorite yoyo trick? A: Milk the Cow!

Why did Mr. example use Hardline as his first perk? A: To get a SR-71!

What is a yoyoers favorite part of a joke? A: The PunchLine!

What yoyo is for Emo’s? A: The Cut!

What is a Yoyo’s favorite video game? A: Call of Duty; Black Hops

Why did mr. Example think the yoyo was deaf when he was talking to it? A: It was unresponsive


#20

its lame, and it wins at the same time!