Give it your best at jokes that invole yoyo.
Let’s play it safe with the jokes… Also that one wasn’t yo-yo related.
So a yoyo walks into a bar…
that had to hurt
How do you remember to yoyo?
(Answer below, highlight to see)
Tie a string to your finger!
djjjyo doesnt support onedrop.
Ya know what they say about yoyoing.
It has it’s ups and downs.
Another good one: Kenny Strasser.
How fast does a yoyo spin?
At Mach 5!
why do yoyos hate boats? they get sea sick!
(highlight to figger out)
What did the yoyo say when it was traded many times? (Highlight to figure out.)
i highlighted your post. there is nothing there
You sir. Have been trolled. Welcome to the internet, we have things here.
YOU SIR DID NOT TROLL. YOU WERE POSTING POINTLESSLY
What you just did was not trolling. That’s either called a mis-type or a failed post or ^^ pointless or otherwise useless.
I purposely did that post. There is no punchline. There was no mistype or failed post.
Why did the yoyo cross the road? Because it was walking the dog.
What are the three things that someone will say to you when you have a yoyo with you?
- Do walk the dog!
- Is that a special yoyo?
- I can’t get it to come up and down.
Highlight to the right of “A:” to see the answer
Yoyo’s are a joke A: No, really
What do yoyo’s and life have in common? A: They have their ups and downs!
Why did Mr. example buy a heavy cream? A: It was Crucial
What’s a Yoyo’s favorite Movie? A: The Matrix
What do Emo yoyo’s do? A: Suicides
What is a farmers Favorite yoyo trick? A: Milk the Cow!
Why did Mr. example use Hardline as his first perk? A: To get a SR-71!
What is a yoyoers favorite part of a joke? A: The PunchLine!
What yoyo is for Emo’s? A: The Cut!
What is a Yoyo’s favorite video game? A: Call of Duty; Black Hops
Why did mr. Example think the yoyo was deaf when he was talking to it? A: It was unresponsive
its lame, and it wins at the same time!