Yoyo jokes

I read this joke on another forum, and actually really enjoyed it.

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Charlie Sheen’s hair?

Did you ever try out those party favor yoyos? They’re all insomniacs!

What does one of YYF’s undersized yoyos and Justin Bieber have in common? They’re popstars!

What’s a football player’s favorite trick? A forward pass!

And lastly (I’m pretty terrible at this) When I heard about May 19th and the Rapture, I confused it with the day of the Raptor so I spent the day throwing my Duncan Raptor.

Ok I’m done…these jokes hurt my brain, lol.