One day, I couldn’t sleep well and thought some jokes below. You can feel free to add your jokes on the thread. Let’s see.
#1.
Q. Where would you feel the biggest pain when you make your yoyo bump into?
A : Face.
B : Nuts.
The true yoyo enthuist : Another yoyo.
#2.
A : As yoyo turns, life turn.
B : Oh, I see. So I’m gonna get a good turningpoint, right?
A : NO. It turns back on you.
#3.
Three mans are dead. An angel asked which was the most regretful thing in their life.
Doctor : I regret if I saved one more person, that would be more better.
Lawyer : I regret that I lost the suit. Because the client killed me.
The true yoyo enthuist : I regret because I didn’t change my yoyo string on this morning.
#4.
Q. Say the word include “yo”
A : yogurt.
Smart person : you.
Non-English speaker : Yoseph?
The true yoyo enthuist : Of course, yoyo.
Hiphop listener : Haha. hey, yoyoman. Why you say “Yo!” twice?