When you guys yoyo, what do people say or ask most often? my top five is:
“Can you walk the dog?”
“I have a [insert family member here] that used to be pro”
“He’s gonna get a knot!”
“You have no life”
“How long have you been doing that?”
and yesterday someone said “Teach me your ways, Oh great one!” but thats been said only once…
So what do people usually say when you yoyo?
You’re so asian.
“You know, I can’t even ‘yo-yo’ regular way. It neer comes back up.”
“That’s so cool! How does he not get a knot?”
“Can you slow down, I can’t see what you’re doing.”
“Chris, you should name a trick after me. Come on, please.”
“I can do better than that. I can do it where it goest here and then over there and then it disappears into thin air and comes back. I’m so awesome.”
“Can you do two handed tricks? That would be cool.”
hahaha I hear that too
Ever notice how the contest crowds only know how to say Whoa! and Yeah! I think if you go there and just mutter yeah everybody will yell YEAH! and the same way with whoa.
is your yoyo original?
‘i can do those’
your like a kid
“You have no life”
“Get friends”
“If only you could apply yourself like that to school”
“I cant even make it go up and down”
“WHOAAAAHHH”
“Do that one trick where it does the thing”
Those are alot of what i hear.
“do all the new ones have bearings?”
“why doesnt it come back up?”
“does that yoyo have a brain?” - grrrr
“how does it spin so long does it have a battery in it?”
“if u put the amount of time into school then you do yoyoing youd get good grades”
"i can do that "
“are you part asian?”
ya most come from friends but the school one is from my parents
My friend Jole came up to my while I was yoyoing and warned everyone “If you guys mess with Samad while hes yoyoing, he’ll hit you in the nipple with it… hard.”
Also, one time, he was like “Watch the yoyo master! He’s single! No guys or ugly chicks!”
Jole’s funny…
1." is that i trick yoyo?"
2.“Walk the dog!”
3.“Why wont it come up?”
4.“Thats what she said to #3!”
5.“how much did it cost?”
“Dude, why would you spend 60 dollars on a yoyo?”
to which I reply, “how much are those shoes?” etc.
“is that still spining” response = arm grind to launch to towards their head
" pfffft, I can do that" response = hand over yoyo watch them struggle to throw for a while then help them out.
“Lame” response = bomerang to the face
“how much?!!!” response = to much
“Oh you so asia” response “i wish.”
The only PG rated comment I usually get is
“Dude, You’re not even looking at the yoyo”
Haha, the last comments i got were
"Can you do an around the world(i was practicing my loops =/)
“can you do the cradle and the spinney baby thingy?”
I don’t play enough in public, to shy :-[
“You have a lot of free time” (Mostly from friends)
“Whoa!”
“Is that a Duncan?” (Pretty sure that’s the only brand anyone’s heard of in my current area)
and my favorite one of all time
“You’re a MAGICIAN!”… That one made my smile 
Haha i get asked by people what brand it is. I go its a yoyofactory and they say “oh, never heard of that before” and just walk away lol
This is usually all I get
:o wow… :o wow… can you walk the dog?
My math teacher said the same thing!
That’s awesome!
I also forgot about “Can you walk the dog?” my usual answer is "Not with this yoyo (As to not muss up the splash on my Hectic ;D )
