Funny things nonyoyoers say

Is that a red bull yoyo?

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You pull out a shutter wide angle
Non yoyoer: “can you show me walk the dog?”

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Is that a trick yoyo? :roll_eyes:

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Hey, do you have one of those yoyos that island people used as weapons?

I just tell em, ‘Funny you asked. I just gave one to your Mom so she could go pig hunting’.:nerd_face:

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Wait…is that why some crazy old lady was chasing me around the other day? >:(

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Neat! I was pretty good at yoing when I was younger!

May I try?

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Non yoyoer: Is that thing still spinning?? :astonished:

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“Wait why doesnt it come back to your hand? You want it that way?”

@Travelingyoyokid That really does look like a Red Bull can though lol

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We would be saying the same things if we never started playing with yoyos.

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I get, “Is that a Duncan?” a lot from older people. Not a stretch really, but fascinating how strong that association still is.

“Wow, you should compete! You could be world champion!” :rofl:

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I know like everybody thinks that for me with cubing, although I’m not good at it whatsoever lol.

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Wait, that’s not a yoyo. Isn’t that called a diabolo?

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how do you get it to balance on the string?

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wait… thats still spinning???

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me: “Oh dang sorry I messed that trick up it lemme try again”

Non-yoyoer “How can you even tell if you messed up that’s crazy”

(I often consider their perspective bc its all just ridiculous to someone without the yoyo eyes. Hence why aesthetic tricks are so saucy!!)

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Me to. Like my whole family whenever I try to show them a trick, I mess up and there like “wow that’s a cool trick!” And I’m just like “that wasn’t the trick”. And then sometimes I’ll be doing a new fancy cool trick but to get into it a step looks kinda like a kamikaze mount, and there like “oh that’s cool” before I do the actual trick ending lol.

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When I learned brain twister 2 yrs ago I showed a co-worker and she said “ya got yer Duncan there, Chris?”

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This video explains my life! :rofl:

Is there a motor in it? :rofl:

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