Dad joke thread

(Mark Walker) #64

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

(Alexander) #65

I don’t know if these qualify as dad jokes, but I found a list of jokes I made a while back and thought I would share:

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang…then it hit me.

The man who invented the door-knocker got a no-bell prize.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I will show you A-flat minor.

(Alexander) #66

Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

My little brother said that the onion is the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

I think Santa has a riverfront property in Brazil. All my presents came from the Amazon this year.

({John15}) #67

These are gold man, bravo!

(Alexander) #68

Sadly, I didn’t come up with these…but hey. They’re good for a laugh!

(Alexander) #69

Forgot about this one: William disliked his time in the army. He always flinched at the phrase, “Fire at will!”


Link to comic (NSFW - language):

({John15}) #71

Wow. That was… Wow

(ChrisFrancz) #72

I’m not a dad but I sometimes feel “dad” inside…


No problem! They aren’t exactly mine or my dad’s, but you’re welcome to them. Enjoy!