Dad jokes…there was one that my dad has done since I was little. Whenever we’d go to the town of Alameda (small island in the bay area) we’d pass by a sign that says “Draw bridge” as you cross one to get to the island. Whenever we’d go there my dad would always tell us “Don’t forget your pencils.” I continue this tradition and tell that to my cousin when I’m on my way to the Spindox yoyo club, crossing that same bridge.
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How does a penguin build his house?
…It igloos it together…
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That was a stretch. But I’m pretty sure that especially bad dad jokes are somehow regarded as especially good dad jokes?
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I just made up one, though probably been thought up already…
“What do you call a band of Loony Scottish Streakers?”
“The Off KILTers!”
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I think it works, better it you drop the first “it”: “Igloos it together”
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Can you please explain this to me?
No has 2 letters, you has 3 letters, got has 3 letters, this has 4 letters, man has 3 letters
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Oh lmfao facepalm
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Literally just died, also I said “Shut up Wesley” in my head just for nostalgia.
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April showers bring May flowers
And what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
Oh and smallpox, malaria, measles, tuberculosis, etc.
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Lol
post must be 4 characters 
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How do you get the text that teeny?
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I only do it to get around the “post must be 4 characters” thingy which I’m sure I definitely should not do because they already implemented the liking system (also, Jeff, I run out too often, can you give me unlimited likes?) But all you need to do is stack the thingy that says (arrow)sub(arrow) a bunch on either side, I do multiples of 3, and normally 12 reps of (sub) is what does it, quite tedious to type on a phone but still fun lol. remember to count in 3s, it makes it a lot easier.
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Oh, gotcha. I have done it that way too, I just didn’t know if there was a specific element or attribute for making words teeny tiny.
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Yup!
@codinghorror
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Why don’t people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?
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The punchline is too long.
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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Why did the German man fall ill after walking to the butcher’s shop?..
…Because he took a turn for the wurst.
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I love furniture… me and my recliner go way back
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