You use a Yo-Yo while using a treadmill/running on a track
You are obsessed w/ 2A girls 
2A girls are obsessed with yoyoing. I am obsessed with 2A girls.
So by the transitive property of belief I am obsessed with yoyoing.
That’s me! ;D
When you accidently try to throw when there’s no yoyo in your hand.
So… has anyone noticed that he used the wrong “you’re”? I just noticed that now…
When you have a yoyo in every room of your house.
yes, I once thought I had a yoyo in my hand, it was weird…
When you would rather have money for awesome yoyos than a sports car. I don’t have that oppurtunity yet, but if it should arise then… yeah.
You figure out how to Yoyo and post in this forum at the same time
- when you dream about winning the lottery you think about how many yoyos that would get you
113.when you realize that other things have bearing and wonder how awesome a yoyo with one would be
When you hear a song and it reminds a routine… Yeah.
What kind of surgery was this?
When you kiss your yo-yo’s
Everytime the wife asks you to do something, you respond (or want to respond) with "I’d rather keep yo-yoing.
You find yourself daydreaming about yo-yoing at work.
When you take your yoyo out of your pocket more than a cell phone.
When your “happy place” is full of yoyos.
When you practice looping while on the toilet.
When your worst nightmare is getting a huge ding and awful vibe in your favorite yoyo
When you think to yourself Friends don’t let Friends throw drunk.
When you have a yoyo contest you’ve been to be yoru happy place that you think of when your stressed, or just close your eyes and relax.
go to a hot air balloon festival and don’t even watch the balloons.