when you read this whole list…
My brother came up with a good one the other day. He was trying to find the end of some clear tape when it unraveled. He tried pulling up on it as the roll continued unwinding. His comment was “Aw…too unresponsive.” I could not help it but grin.
You know you’re obsessed when you’ve thought about taking your yo-yo on a Drop Tower Freefall ride (Like Drop Zone) and doing some tricks as you drop 300 feet to the ground. I would if it weren’t for 2 things: 1 would be fear of getting smacked, 2: yoyo getting caught on something as the ride drops, possibly ripping your finger out, and 3: the whole loose articles on amusement rides rule.
^^^^^ Thought about it. Almost tried it once.
When your gf, and other people who understand your obsession even say you do it too much.
When you feel like doing a crazy stunt while yoyoing. Also Does anyone else think that it would look really cool if I could do mach 5 while standing on my moving bycicle. I’m kind of wondering if it will be worth it. Any thoughts?
DO IT! But we need video of it too, LOL!
2,340,674. if you yoyo while peeing/pooping/bathing
you wash all the harmful chemicals from work off your hands before each break, and not cause its for your own good but because you don’t want it to damage you’re yoyo. yoyo’s saved my life 
I’m a mechanic, so I totally understand this one. Except that I’m not as worried about the yoyo as I am dirtying the string prematurely.
When your string breaks and your yoyo gets stuck on the roof
thats right no hydro for my strings, although I do keep a yoyo with the same string for that reason and also to let others at work try to figure out unresponsive play, it used to be the red/yellow/ orange twisties, now its a greyish brown with a hint of sticky ness to it, I’m sure all that can go to the bearing in time so I mite change it soon :
if you’ve ever gone on a long trip and forgot your yoyo so you go to wally world and buy 2 dollar yoyo to play with
i bought an annoying screaming yoyo when i went to universal studios for the past 3 days. i forgot my throws
You know your obsessed with yoyoing when you broke your middle finger and just keep yoyoing.
When you see the word “Enemy” and think it’s spelled wrong
;D
When you have a loud bearing and your sister says to stop so you put a extra wrap around the bearing to make it louder(and responsive lol)
When you r at football practice and are thinking about when your yoyo will come in the mail
You already know which one your gonna get right after you get a new one.
the only time you check the mail is when you know a yoyo is coming
that has happened, he also gets mad when I use yoyo terms like freehand