You can’t decide:Buying a flower for your girlfriend or save the money for the latest yo-yo.
P.S: nr.17 occured
You know you are obsessed with yoyoing when you smuggle a yoyo and some strings with you on a weekend field trip to D.C. even if you might get caught by the teachers. 
342.when you make your own yoyo
when you can confuse a gang of racist anti-black terrorists(kkk)with a bearing(kk)
394? You not only sleep-walk but sleep-yo-yo too.
395? You yo-yo while keeping your bowels open.
396? You have dreams of floating, talking, and dancing yo-yos.
397? Every stream of words you say includes something about yo-yos.
398? You compare everyting to types of yo-yos.
399? You go to school for no reason but to show off your tricks.
400? You start hallucinating and your parental yo-yos start yelling at you for throwing everything around.
401? You post as many "you know your obsessed with yo-yoing when"s as I did in one post.
you have had your yoyo taken away 4 times in class. (teachers are just jealouse)
when your grounded you loose your yoyo’s
when you read this entire list and then post your own
totally single right now but all that is totally true dude
these have happened to me more times then I can count
- When you have really had to go to the bathroom for like 20 minutes but learning a new yoyo trick sooner is totally worth almost pissing your pants
All you think about is yoyoing, and cool combos, and don’y ever pay attention in class because you are making up a cool combo.
When you mark the day on your calendar for when a yoyo comes out
when your so busy throwing a combo, you dont even realize that your girlfriend has taken her shirt off
You skip a date with your gf to learn a new trick.
(Been there…) :‘( :’(
Ditto on the two before me. And along those lines…
… when you throw a trick mid conversation, cut off in the middle of the sentence, land the trick, and can’t figure out why the wife is looking at you so disgustedly, and you have no recollection of the conversation topic.
when you scare people by saying you will do a suicide, and they panic ;D
You do enough suicides for a couple hundred people ;D
When you go to sleep and you wake up and find yourself yoyoing
when you go to sleep without a yo-yo in your hand and wake up with one
i would be freaked out…
#415 when you want to design a yoyo
416 in your will you put that you want to be buried with your yoyo collection
I decided they would just bury with my hatrick, donate all my othere throws or something.