Dudeee, I remember starting this thread so long ago. Wildddddd.
JohnnyJ < johnnyrocks!!!
You know you're obsessed with yoyoing when...
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When you’re daydreaming and your wife asks you, “what are you thinking about over there?,” and you respond, “a new yoyo combo.”
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When you say “ I’m taking a Yoyo Break.” You don’t mean that you are taking a break from something you are doing so that you can yoyo for a few minutes…
You mean that you are taking a break from hours of yoyo to sit down, rest your feet, eat a snack or something… Maybe do some work… anything… like look up some new tutorials.
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When you jump head first into a conversation about unresponsive yo with a non thrower, and quickly realize that you sound like a guy spewing “car talk” to someone who has no concept of how cars work. Only it is much less “manly” sounding. Hahaha
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when you have a yoyo which you are willing to walk the dog on concrete
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When every phone or computer browser you use has yoyoexpert.com and the forums or some other sites yo-yo as a favorite site.
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When you’re watching “The Bachelor” with your wife…
And you imagine a scenario where you’re having a “String Ceremony” with your all your throws to decide who you’re going to take with you to attend World Yoyo Contest.
“Sasquatch…Will you accept this string?”
Then, Chris Harrison jumps in and says, “Dv888, You did not receive a string. Say your goodbyes and return to the bottom drawer of the nightstand. The rest of you may proceed to the everyday carry case and get ready for Cleveland.”
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When typing the first “w” of “www.” autocompletes to yoyoexpert.com on every device with a browser.
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Haha my gosh I do this every time I go back to college… somehow taking only a case of yoyos with me is a difficult process XD
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Haha my gosh I do this every time I go back to college… somehow taking only a case of yoyos with me is a difficult process XD
You pretend you’re on The Yoyo Bachelor? Lol
…because I’m clearly debating it.
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My process is not quite as ceremonial as the Bachelor, but definitely just as dramatic!
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When you compulsively check your yoyoexpert tab every few minutes to see if there’s any new posts to ‘like’.
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hmm, isn’t that more of a forum addiction?
hmm, isn’t that more of a forum addiction?
Of course it is. 
Is that a separate thread? Lqtm