What *not* to Name a Yoyo

General Yo-Yo
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I could be wrong, but I don’t believe this topic has been done before. Let’s take a second to get our creative juices flowing and imagine we all have our own company. What are the worse names you can name your yoyos/what shouldn’t you name your yoyos?

I’ll start:
Bloody Knuckles
Knots A lot

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Super snaggy

4 Likes
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Imperial
(I think it’s been taken.)

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The Dingmaster

OR

Reginald

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Bile.

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The Wobble

Nut Buster

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Yeah, that’s more of a colorway name.

5 Likes
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Not a kendama

4 Likes
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jonathan

dv888

9 Likes
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Aggressive Penguin? Bloated Walrus? Pants?

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Beater & Dings

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The Unscrupulous Bubble-Crumpet.

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The Proboscis Sconce?

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Half Broken

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that was my nickname in high school

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String Eating Pulsing Vibe Wobbler, sounds like it could be the name for an entirely different type of product.

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Kendama

7 Likes
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Moose knuckle

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flimsy flopper

kinkinator

speed maker

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One Snaggy Boi

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