Sum colornames of Hspin too:
She Killed Him On A Meadow In Summer
People Eat Insects
Sperm Whale Sperm
Poland Bleeds Blue
Limb Thud
Sex On The Strings
Dumpster Fire was also an all-timer
I understand that this is a âreal wordâ, but regardless, to me, itâs like one of those words that you should Never use to name a kid.
Obviously, the above is just an abstract, parallel⌠But the logic and reasoning is the same.
Itâs easy for some shortsighted parents to come up with what they feel maybe an original name so their child doesnât feel like they have a name everybody else has. RealsonâŚEgbertâŚNapoleonâŚAxelrodâŚ. CorneliusâŚ. Bobby Joe, etc.
Mostly names youâll probably never forget, but donât really want to remember.
Likewise, I understand that yo-yoâs are just skill toys. Theyâre inanimate objects. Their feelings will not be hurt if you give them stupid names. Or what might be considered names that couldâve been better match to the actual product.
Some people will defend a yo-yo name by saying that it means something else in Japanese folklore or itâs a famous word that was used to describe something blah blah blah in the yo-yo is as famous as whatever it is the word was originally used for so they want to give it a name that fits itâs awesomeness, et
Or the maker says that itâs the signature yo-yo for a certain player who just happens to like that word no matter how goofy it is, but itâs his signature yo-yo so theyâre letting him name it.
Or maybe it fits some kind of theme out of a comic book out of the Lord of the Ring movie or out of a proctological exam?
I remember when I was a kid they would name certain pastries, and things of that nature with the dumbest names. It literally made a game out of it. There was some brown cookies called dingdongs. A chocolate coated Twinkie called a Chocodile. Some other chocolate cookie called a Ho-Ho.
A lot of cars over the years have had some pretty stupid names. But I wonât even go into that if you pay attention to cars, you probably already figured out that some of them could have much better names.
Maybe itâs just meâŚ. But there are several yo-yo names I just donât care for.
âŚ..and the name I feel fits the craziest name title is>âŚ
I have no doubt that yo-yo is probably a really nice high-performance. Yo-yo. Mowl seems to be in the habit of turning out one excellent yo-yo after the other one.
But some of their names are definitely a little on the shaky side.
âHeterogeneityâ is about different parts something is made from. Halves, pads, bearing, axle, engraving, etc., and in this case also the sponsored playerâs diversity of tricks.
Not a fan of naming yoyos after diseases. But the Xintis Schizophrenia and the bimetal Schizophrenia RX play really well. Wouldnât mention them otherwise.
this just dredged up memories of some Amazon brand named âfetus niceâ or something like that
random aliexpress-type brand names are just built different
Sounds like a bad translation from âsmooth as a babyâs bottomâ
This was one of my favorite hype descriptions Iâve seen, legit gets you pumped reading it at first.
âFor those Seeking the Ultimate YoYo Experience, Our Trick YoYo has Versatile Performance, Achieve the Perfect Balance of Agility and Power with Precision Craftsmanship, Allowing Mastery of Challenging Games and Mind-Blowing Tricks, Crafted for a Smooth Game Experience, Enjoy Improved Aim, Perfect Landings, and Greater Control with its Precision-Enhanced Design, it has Won Favor Among Players for Providing Consistent Performance and Comfort, this Exceptional Trick YoYo is Not Just a Toy, itâs a Masterpiece for Collectors, with Ultimate Durability and Performance.â
The YoYo this description belonged to:
I mean, who doesnât like dinosaursâŚ?
Also, I have that exact yoyo that was playing with it last night. I am seriously not joking.
My kids found it and bought it for me. I thought it was funny because they know I love dinosaurs. So then I had to show them how awesome it was.
It didnât quite meet that incredible description novel above, but it was definitely far off.
NGL, it was actually surprising, haha! Not to the levels they were inflating it to, but I took out the garbage bearing and threw an ultem blank in there and used it for all my FAF tricks this year! 
Youâre a mad scientist.
BeeBoo Poison Forg is one of my favorites. Clearly meant to be âFrogâ but they just went with Forg for all the engravings and everything.
âSavage Handcrashâ? From a yo-yo? Where to I sign up?
I always enjoyed the name âYoYoBall Narative Hendiatrisâ
Looks like a fun throw too
Did they actually name this paragon of performance?
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âCartoon Dinosaur YoYoâ