What would you name your yoyo company?

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In light of recent memes, I thought I’d ask: what would you name your hypothetical yoyo brand? The last thread for this is five years old and got seriously derailed, so I’m starting one from scratch.

I’d go with Happy Hour Throws for the designs I have in my head. If I was making more performance-oriented yoyos, it would be Top-Tier Return Tops.

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Applied String Theory has been in my head for a while lol, that and Yo Yo-Yos

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Nice. I know there was a small string brand called String Theory, but yours would at least be more unique than A-RT and ART lol.

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Saving Throws

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Throws and Hoes

All of our yoyos would involve a gardening theme.

I might include seed packets as part of the packaging.

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The Michael Scott Yoyo Company

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I would call it Zihuatanejo.

If you have seen Shawshank Redemption then you would understand the reference. If you haven’t seen it, I definitely do not want to spoil a classic.

If I start a yoyo company, it likely wouldn’t be until I retire. I’d try my hand at wood turning. It would be a happy place for me, my personal Zihuatanejo. Just something to have fun with, and I’d want to go into it with no expectations of making a profit. Keep the hobby a hobby.

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Think a good name would be>

Unparalleled Spinworthy One Drop Yoyo Factory Return Tops

Something original…

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YoyoF#cktree

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Nativethrows as I’m indigenous and I wanna represent the indigenous community as a thrower

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100% would want to be in that team. No idea what I offer but I’m here for this concept

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Or just 25

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Well If my ‘business’ wasn’t named Spinworthy, I guess I’d call it ‘Dr Throwey-Throwington’.

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G cubed :rofl:

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Bind Not Required -

Then I would only sell Responsives and Fixies.

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That dream may soon become a reality :wink:

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Oh man, Batteries Not Included would also be a sick name

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B-Side Yoyo

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H3RT for Ho-Ho-Ho Return Tops. Christmas and holiday themed yoyos for the whole year.

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Great movie, good yoyos, sounds awesome

Name wise id go something like throw away yoyos short for throw it all away yoyos, makes a sense that your throwing your problems away cause some use it to take some stress away and relax

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