Ultimate Throw: Ugly Captain Fancypants’ Chunky Heavy Ultra-Unstable Vibey Snaggy Semi-Responsive Expensive Unappealing Dinged Scratched Beater TV-Breaking Return Top!
powdery moist must-sack
I actually like this one…
In this vein, The Glasses Annihilator or The Ocular Destroyer.
pink fluffy unicorn
Made in China
I think I’d buy that one right away out of curiosity
When SPYY released the Ronin, Taka emailed Steve and was like “Hey you should hit me up if you’re going to use a Japanese name for a yo-yo”. I’m into Japanese martial arts and the history of the samurai, and I liked both the “masterless samurai” idea and the connection of the literal translation (“wave man”) with surfing.
But Taka was like “in modern Japanese that word really means someone who failed their exams and is now unemployed”. LOL. Luckily was was a good yo-yo and it did ok.
Fidget spinner; a hubstack yoyo
“Yo-yo” in Canada unfortunately.
This trademark restriction in Canada is pretty silly.
Don’t they name their companies ‘‘something something return tops’’ ?
Something Something Return Tops is my favorite company!