I told this story elsewhere but it seems to fit:
First grade, Mrs. Marcy leaves the classroom. I’m a firstgrader, imperial in my pocket, what’s a kid to do? Yep I start playing and having a great time. I hear Mrs. Marcy coming back to class and give the string a tug, gotta put it in my pocket fast, I do an accidental regen and the yo goes swinging over her desk, tipping her coffee and sending a figurine crashing to the ground.
Sheesh first grade got tough after that! :