Unpopular Yoyo Opinions

Take a penny, glue a penny to the ground. Then watch for hours of comedy

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I’m a little embarrassed to say I did this.

I wanted to make Target literal, so I would super glue all types of change at the entrance.

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There’s a bar around here that has a dollar bill laminated into the floor and drunk guys try their hardest. Also I’m only 20 I would never go into a bar :speak_no_evil:

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@Damo Steve-O took it a step further back in the 90s

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x15pp5

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hah, this exact thing happened to me in high school. I was super socially awkward back then and it was crazy embarrassing. I even chased after it in the hall a bit and tried stomping down on it with my foot. Then I heard a couple of girls burst into laud laughs and saw the dude with the f’ing fishing pole. >.<’

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Someone tried this at my local mall when I was really young. I got that damn dollar though, I dove on it and tore it in half. Lol Zac-1, random jokester-0

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haha WINNING!

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Anyone watched workaholics? Poop dollar?

Edit.
So crazy enough when I searched poop dollar on YouTube a video with the username Turd Ferguson came up. It’s not me.

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$3 for a pair that will last a few weeks(and that is not being generous) of heavy play sounds pretty ok to me :man_shrugging:

Again, I didn’t know $3 was a fortune.

Idk guys I buy Hellmann’s mayonnaise. Also my pads last far longer than a couple weeks. Maybe I don’t throw enough. I honestly prefer pads that are a few weeks old.

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■■■■, my pads last months at a time. I’ve had the same snow tires in avalanche for like 8 years :joy::joy:. I use it often :man_shrugging:

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Yeah I said a few weeks was not being generous.

Pads should really only burn out within a few weeks if you’re playing the same yoyo for hours and hours everyday.

Flowable on the other hand…

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im sorry

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IMHO…

All non-green yoyos spin 19% less long than green throws and are 81% less enjoyably to throw than green yos.

IMO.

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Can confirm after rigorous testing… however, I seem to have lost the documentation… you’ll just have to take our word for it.

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Boutique poly is just bulk poly with more color options

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There are too many yo-yo companies. Fight me.

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You’re the best string

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That’s a super popular opinion man

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NOT ENOUGH :face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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