Things a Yoyoer would never say?

“I love axle nots!” Let’s hear em!

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" I hope my delivery gets delayed over the weekend."

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“This combo is perfect. I’m so satisfied with it. I wouldn’t change a thing.”

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I have finally hit the trick limit

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This is the last yo-yo I’ll ever need.

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“Watch me walk the dog!”

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“Yes I’ll do walk the dog”

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“I have too many yo-yos”

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“This or that yo-yo is the best.” Oh wait…

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I only need to buy one yoyo then im good for life

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Smoothness doesnt matter to me.

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yes sweetheart, that package is for me…

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This probably falls more under something a yoyoer would say, but not mean
“Yes, I promise, this is the last one I’m getting for a while”

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“Yoyoer”

:joy:

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I don’t actually care too much about smoothness as long as its not too vibey hahahahaha.

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Why having too many yo-yos, they all play the same!

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But I say that tho…

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I hate playing with new strings.

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“yeah, I ding my yoyo at least for times a day just to make it feel right. tomorrow I’m gonna go out with my edge beyond and rough it up a little.”

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This isn’t exactly a bad yoyoer saying but

Big brother: hey dude just got my new edge beyond!

little brother (maybe four years old): cool, can I see it!

big brother: Just don’t drop it.

*little brother throws new yoyo off of their balcony. 20 yards below you can here the painful thud as it hits the concrete and not only dings, but shatters.

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