“I love axle nots!” Let’s hear em!
" I hope my delivery gets delayed over the weekend."
“This combo is perfect. I’m so satisfied with it. I wouldn’t change a thing.”
I have finally hit the trick limit
This is the last yo-yo I’ll ever need.
“Watch me walk the dog!”
“Yes I’ll do walk the dog”
“I have too many yo-yos”
“This or that yo-yo is the best.” Oh wait…
I only need to buy one yoyo then im good for life
Smoothness doesnt matter to me.
yes sweetheart, that package is for me…
This probably falls more under something a yoyoer would say, but not mean
“Yes, I promise, this is the last one I’m getting for a while”
I don’t actually care too much about smoothness as long as its not too vibey hahahahaha.
Why having too many yo-yos, they all play the same!
But I say that tho…
I hate playing with new strings.
“yeah, I ding my yoyo at least for times a day just to make it feel right. tomorrow I’m gonna go out with my edge beyond and rough it up a little.”
This isn’t exactly a bad yoyoer saying but
Big brother: hey dude just got my new edge beyond!
little brother (maybe four years old): cool, can I see it!
big brother: Just don’t drop it.
*little brother throws new yoyo off of their balcony. 20 yards below you can here the painful thud as it hits the concrete and not only dings, but shatters.