Things a Yoyoer would never say?

“Oh man i cant wait till i get the tools to take the rings off of my age beyond and put them on my sidekick pro”

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Yoyos are a kid’s toy.

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I like to yoyo (particularly too a lady im interested in)

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Anybody want these stupid ilyy side effects?

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I’m too lazy to start my own Yoyo Company.

So I am just going get sponsored by Yoyojam until I make enough money from winning Yoyo Contests to pay Ca$h and buy YoYoFactory.

And then I will produce nothing but Titanium yo-yos that retail for sell than $30 retail.

And then I will adopt everybody in Yoyoland; so that I can legally make Friends and Family transactions without having to deal with silly money sucking fees.

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yoyo are just hobby not a sport

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Be better off with 1-half of a yoyo only.

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A K-Pop artist made a “GOOD” yoyo.

not that they even know what a modern yoyo is…

Also, I love 1mm wide yo-yos to do 1a.

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Yoyo’s make you look cool, especially in front of the ladies.

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Wait but this is true

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Nothing more satisfying than Walking the Dog with a limited run YYR Draupnir on a rough concrete sidewalk because some just happen to yell “Walk the Dog

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I love rusty bearings. :joy:

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I have said this, multiple times :rofl:

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So have I. In fact, I’m thinking it real hard right now.

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Well; you better go to the Doctor!

Because that certainly sounds like a personal problen🙀

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jokes on you i walk the dog on concrete with my Cadence (even though its now loosethread)

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Jokes on you your dog/yo-yo died

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Aside for me that actually says this.

“Please Trades, I prefer to trade, cash I guess I can do mostly trades”

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i’m not considering collecting yoyos as some sick twisted form of an investment strategy

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Yoyoing isn’t fun

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