sell it on the bst as if it were one of a kind
you start your own nation and your first decree as king/ queen is …
i get a new yoyo every wednesday and saturday.
you find a sandwich that might be filled with toxic waste. so you…
Slap some mayo on it and nom on it anyway
You are the last person who yo-yos on earth and you…
Go on tour and spread yoyoing to the ends of the earth.
Some random person goes up to you and says," What the **** is wrong with you you son of a *****!!! You ****ing killed my son." You…
show him my awesome boomerang trick.
You walk into a building. You’d think you would have seen it. You…
Actually walked OUT the window and fell on a giant pile of chiefs to break the fall.
You were yoyoing by your tv when your yoyo hit…
your dogs tail which made it bind while you were in the middle of leg wrap trap, then SMACK
youve just found out your test results from the hospital and the doctor tells you with a very serious face "…
“I would tell you your condition but I wouldn’t have enough time,” sez the doctor. “Sir?” 
You poor a can of soup into a bowl and find out that the aluminum was melting in your microwave after a few hours. You…
drink it and magically turn into ironman.
You’re walking down the street and you see evil robot Andre Boulay, who steals your yoyo, repeatedly gets into a wrist mount and dropping out of it, creating a myriad of knots. You…
You punch the robot and get the yoyo but while you are taking it apart the bearing and axle fall out into the storm drain. Since that was a one of a kind yoyo you could never get them replaced and you cry yourself to sleep every night till you die.
You found a super rare baseball card on train tracks, when suddenly you hear a train coming. You then…
race to pick it up and sadly find out it was only a ratatta pokemon card…
you discover that you have the ability to read the thoughts of other peoplle
With your new ability you listen to your parents thoughts and find out your are getting a Chief for Christmas.
You win 2 yoyos but you don’t know what they will be but you’re excited because…
because you know the combined value is 400 bucks
your anikin skywalker and you find yourself surrounded by sandpeople…
You tell them politely to leave.
You have the choice to yoyo or…play video games, watch tv, etc… what do you choose?
D all the above
You’re kidnapped by an alien from the planet cake…
I then Yell in his face that he is lying about this planet of cake and start chanting i dont believe in you over and over til he disappears.
A bossy zombie is accused of raping a rock climber while sharing an umbrella with a skeptical homeless person, and you are the zombie and homeless persons lawyer… what do you do?
You explain which is wrong and which is right
You come across a igloo and there is a bunch of baby duck and just then… (finish this)
An evil wizard zaps you and turns you into a cat. Then your cat instincts take over and you have a few duck sandwiches.
You are teleported to the future. You see a giant yoyo. You…
notice it was made in 2012, pick up a newsplasma and notice it is now 2212, and say “that is my time machine, i came to see my creation 200 years in my future!”
you are being chased by a giant ferocious yoshi…
use a shrink ray to shrink him and ride him