Then dr evil kidnapps her
Dr evil kidnapps a beautiful girl who proposed to you after seeing your mad yoyo skillZ
and he gave her back for she talked too much
you say the most random thing… which is…
How does the mouse climb ump it’s own chimney if you never know who has the mustard? Because I don’t think that’s legal.
Your friend kills u. What do u do?!?!
come back to life for a minute or two just to get even…
you start oozing green slime from your feet so you…
just go with it and hope it goes away
your are in a dream with all your worst fears and you cant wake up. you also dont know its a dream
You suddenly gain lucidity and have an awesome dream.
You get a yyf mystery box in the mail. You didn’t order one or win one…
instead of keeping it you send it back like the good person you are and enjoy your good deed.
In 2012 when you are about to order the yyf mystery box then the power goes out and you are so mad that you…
do a re encatment of that old “angry german kid” video on youtube
your ipod/ other mobile device randomly shuts off, and no matter what you do, you cant geti it to turn back on…
you go to the apple store knowing you got apple care and tell them the problem.
you are playing laser tag at some laser tag place and a guy suddenly pulls out a real gun so you…
watch him pull the trigger and the gun backfires due to a defective unit…
youre at the doctors and are about to get a shot… the doctor pulls out a syringe and an 8 inch needle that he says needs to go all the way in, so you then…
bust him with a yo-yo
You’re eating a sandwitch (This is pretty general so make it creative ;D)
when your teeth picture the sandwich it says “what was that for?” and bites you back.
You are in a restaurant when a man comes up to you and starts sinning happy birthday. he then gives you a duncan fhmg so you…
Give him a “thanks” and tell him, “YOU ROCK STRANGER GUY!!!” ;D then inspect it to make sure it is real. Then sell it on eBay.
You are walking down your road when all the sudden a game bus stops in front of you and…
You realize that the bus is not real, but an illusion
You sign into YYE realizing…
your dead.
your dead…
so you die.
Blargh jaggle…
And you cough up a kitten.
You are eating a pie.
the pie is actually zeus’s pie so he kills you with a bolt of lightning.
you like chicken…
So you eat one… Raw… :
You run into a wall then…
into the door then into a pole, then trip over your yoyo.
You see a slimy, green 888x on the roof and you…