a kid throws a raptor at you…
I catch the raptor then i THROW IT ON THE GROUND!
You go to the world yoyo contest and you can only use a Duncan butterfly and you enter the 1a division…
and you are able to do ladder escape and Yuuki Slack and win because you modded it and added a kk bearing.
You are at the park when all the sudden you find a…
i dont think yuuki slack or ladder escape are enough to win a contest… let alone worlds… but the mod idea is good… i modded a duncan dragonfly and now i can do some sick tricks with it
at the park i found a bar of gold, and got filty rich 8)
you wake up in the morning and go to throw your yoyo, and you find out all your skills have left you and you now have to start back at square 1. so you…
Take the oppurtunity to not make stupid habits, like worryinh about dings.
You are alome in a dark room…
so i lay down and take a nice quiet nap
you are in the coils of a hungry anaconda…
I take out my knife and- ill let you figure it out. But i do live.
Your ipod breaks because you dropped your yoyo on it doing 5a!!!
I never had an ipod. I cry at what could have been. NO!!! weeps helplessly
U get a free g5
i see if i like it, and if not, put it up FS or FT
you have the worlds biggest zit on your back in a place where you cant quite reach…
You walk around and creep people out with it.
You’re listening to soft rock on your I pod…
When I realize my taste in music is crappy.
Yer buying a large screen TV when you notice a garbage truck driving through the electronic isle. You…
grab a tv, hide it in the truck, repeat all the way down the isle, hijack the truck, put all the tvs on ebay or something, get rich, and throw away a gum wrapper…
you are lactose intolerent, and the only thing you have to eat, is a weeks supply of dairy, before your next paycheck
I put on a leather thong, scream THIS IS SPARTA, and drink the milk… and when I hit a cup and start vomiting everywhere I decide to sell the milk before it goes bad.
You’re walking down the street when you see a nine foot tall robot walking behind you. You stop, turn, and hold up a hand. It holds up a hand. You jump, it jumps. It seems to do whatever you do, and follows you. So you…
begin to talk about philosophical and emotional things and watch the robot fry as it cant comprehend
your girlfriend is crying 