Wait,so kids can’t inform other kids?
My non-yoyoer friends
“You should compete at a contest!! I know you’ll win. You’re sooooo good!”
Keh, yeah right…
In my case:
LOOK OUT!
No you can’t try you will make it explode
$5 says you can’t make it come back up.
I make my money this way…
Just started 4a:
“Stand back and hope I don’t miss…”
From 30ft away:
“Just chuck it back to me.”
-Dope/Swag/Legit.
I have come to hate the word “swag,” when I say it now, I’m just mocking people who actually use it.
"can you make a tuto plz?
To interested people;
“Try not to ding it”
To kids with big egos;
“I’ll give you 10 bucks if you can get it up”
Whoa, I never heard of him before! I hope he’s an indie player… aw man, Yoyofactory got to him.
Hit ALL the strings
Hi
Questions asked to sponsored players
“What yoyo did u use on that contest plz answrrrrr”
“Why u no more in team [yoyo company] plz answrrrrrrr”
“Woahhhh ladies…one at a time!”
and
“Yeah I’m kind of a big deal.”
Aww bro can you do seasick? I can’t do seasick
Tyler Severence said something like that.
“Sure you can try it. Just wind it up”
5 minutes later
“No its not broken”
10 minutes later
“Is a yoyo really too tough for you?”
15 minutes later
“I told you so”
OK you can try it. Just don’t let it hit the floor.
3 seconds later…DING!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HATE YOU!
hands over yoyo for friend to try
Bro you’re never going to get that thing back up. Problem?
What yoyo is this? None of your Busine$$.
That would make an awesome name for a yoyo!
I just stacked this thing!
Yea, I just got my 8th FHZ.
“You have to do a trick to make it come back up”
Scenario:
Other person: “I can’t get it up”
Yoyoer: “That’s what she said”