Stuff Yo-yo Guys Say

Wait,so kids can’t inform other kids?

My non-yoyoer friends
“You should compete at a contest!! I know you’ll win. You’re sooooo good!”

Keh, yeah right…

In my case:

LOOK OUT!

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No you can’t try you will make it explode

$5 says you can’t make it come back up.
I make my money this way…

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Just started 4a:

“Stand back and hope I don’t miss…”

From 30ft away:

“Just chuck it back to me.”

I have come to hate the word “swag,” when I say it now, I’m just mocking people who actually use it.

"can you make a tuto plz?

To interested people;
“Try not to ding it”

To kids with big egos;
“I’ll give you 10 bucks if you can get it up”

Whoa, I never heard of him before! I hope he’s an indie player… aw man, Yoyofactory got to him.

Hi

Questions asked to sponsored players
“What yoyo did u use on that contest plz answrrrrr”
“Why u no more in team [yoyo company] plz answrrrrrrr”

“Woahhhh ladies…one at a time!”

and

“Yeah I’m kind of a big deal.”

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Aww bro can you do seasick? I can’t do seasick

Tyler Severence said something like that.

“Sure you can try it. Just wind it up”
5 minutes later
“No its not broken”
10 minutes later
“Is a yoyo really too tough for you?”
15 minutes later
“I told you so”

OK you can try it. Just don’t let it hit the floor.
3 seconds later…DING!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HATE YOU!

hands over yoyo for friend to try

Bro you’re never going to get that thing back up. Problem?

What yoyo is this? None of your Busine$$.

That would make an awesome name for a yoyo!

I just stacked this thing!

Yea, I just got my 8th FHZ.

“You have to do a trick to make it come back up”

Scenario:
Other person: “I can’t get it up”
Yoyoer: “That’s what she said”