Stuff Yo-yo Guys Say

misses a high 4A catch DUCK AND COVER!

I’ve said this one before!

Why don’t I get any girls for yoyoing(then frowns)

you don’t? or is that not about you? cuz i do get girls by yoyoing.

Is that a special kind of yoyo?
Ya but it’s harder to use than a regular yoyo

Naw, he frowns cause he realized how many girls are watching.

No, it doesn’t run on batteries.

Yes, that was a retarded question.

Yo-yos, Yo-yos Everywhere. Knots as far as the eye can see…

ā€œthis is normally $135 but I got it off eBay for $50ā€- yoyoer
ā€œthat’s still way to much to spend on a yoyo I could get one and the dollar storeā€- non yoyoer
ā€œ-_____-ā€ -yoyoer

yoyo price is $50
I’ll give you $40, a hitman, a one, and a kitty string.

wow this is awesome … someone needs to make an actual video and put it up on youtube…like all of the other … stuff people say vids lol and you have to quote everyone … lol

Why do you think I’m doing this? Making the vid next week

ā€œAlright guys, you know the drill. Black T-Shirt, and Jeans. Green String, any questions?ā€

Something I always say to someone who wants to try my yoyo:
ā€œMy string’s a bit long and I don’t want this to get banged up…let’s take it to the grass/carpet/insert other soft surface here, ok?ā€
Provided there’s a soft surface that my yoyo won’t get dinged, I don’t mind letting someone try out a non-beater, provided they don’t go wildly swinging.

ā€œYou’re not going to be able to get the yoyo back up just to forewarn youā€¦ā€
-letting a newb try out a yoyo that’s unresponsive

ā€œAren’t all yoyos meant to do tricks, as in isn’t that the whole point of yoyoing?ā€ā€¦ā€œTrick yoyo…as opposed to a ??? yoyo?ā€
-mental thoughts when I hear ā€œIs that a trick yoyo?ā€

Mint except for a bunch of dings.

ALrighty guys, this is good stuff right here. I’m gonna compile some of the best ones and put them all in a video. I’ll cite the username that gave it when we say it.

haha … nice can’t wait … you better make it funny … lol jk

No you can not try my new throw, sorry bud

Yes, I do have a yoyo
No I’m not gay
I know I have a yoyo
Why don’t you
No I won’t walk the dog
No, but you can use my other one
Please don’t touch it
Seriously DO NOT TOUCH IT
Yes and i love it!