Stuff Yo-yo Guys Say

misses a high 4A catch DUCK AND COVER!

Iā€™ve said this one before!

Why donā€™t I get any girls for yoyoing(then frowns)

you donā€™t? or is that not about you? cuz i do get girls by yoyoing.

Is that a special kind of yoyo?
Ya but itā€™s harder to use than a regular yoyo

Naw, he frowns cause he realized how many girls are watching.

No, it doesnā€™t run on batteries.

Yes, that was a retarded question.

Yo-yos, Yo-yos Everywhere. Knots as far as the eye can seeā€¦

ā€œthis is normally $135 but I got it off eBay for $50ā€- yoyoer
ā€œthatā€™s still way to much to spend on a yoyo I could get one and the dollar storeā€- non yoyoer
ā€œ-_____-ā€ -yoyoer

yoyo price is $50
Iā€™ll give you $40, a hitman, a one, and a kitty string.

wow this is awesome ā€¦ someone needs to make an actual video and put it up on youtubeā€¦like all of the other ā€¦ stuff people say vids lol and you have to quote everyone ā€¦ lol

Why do you think Iā€™m doing this? Making the vid next week

ā€œAlright guys, you know the drill. Black T-Shirt, and Jeans. Green String, any questions?ā€

Something I always say to someone who wants to try my yoyo:
ā€œMy stringā€™s a bit long and I donā€™t want this to get banged upā€¦letā€™s take it to the grass/carpet/insert other soft surface here, ok?ā€
Provided thereā€™s a soft surface that my yoyo wonā€™t get dinged, I donā€™t mind letting someone try out a non-beater, provided they donā€™t go wildly swinging.

ā€œYouā€™re not going to be able to get the yoyo back up just to forewarn youā€¦ā€
-letting a newb try out a yoyo thatā€™s unresponsive

ā€œArenā€™t all yoyos meant to do tricks, as in isnā€™t that the whole point of yoyoing?ā€ā€¦ā€œTrick yoyoā€¦as opposed to a ??? yoyo?ā€
-mental thoughts when I hear ā€œIs that a trick yoyo?ā€

Mint except for a bunch of dings.

ALrighty guys, this is good stuff right here. Iā€™m gonna compile some of the best ones and put them all in a video. Iā€™ll cite the username that gave it when we say it.

haha ā€¦ nice canā€™t wait ā€¦ you better make it funny ā€¦ lol jk

No you can not try my new throw, sorry bud

Yes, I do have a yoyo
No Iā€™m not gay
I know I have a yoyo
Why donā€™t you
No I wonā€™t walk the dog
No, but you can use my other one
Please donā€™t touch it
Seriously DO NOT TOUCH IT
Yes and i love it!