I’ve reached the point where I actually said that.
I have to do a thing where I need to burn fibers for ID.
Me: I need polyester! I know my yo-yo string… wait, it’s only 50/50
Friend: Of course you know what your string’s made of.
-Get it.
-Step up your game.
-Dope/Swag/Legit.
^The three most basic modern-day yoyoer says.
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I hate when people say dope.Dope is not cool kids. ALso when the say beast or boss it just is annoying.
Zammy is cool!
I can’t believe I am posting under zammy!!!
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No, its not motorized.
Its not suppose to come back.
Yes, i can walk the dog and do around the world.
theres no such thing as TOO many yoyos.
yes. its new. no you cant try it.
lol, i actually say that all the time…and it’s true, too! 
i hate vibe
(after hearing science teacher talk about positrons) Hey! That’s a yoyo!
Dude, you just dinged my yoyo! >:(
Yes, i know i’m awesome 8)
Sure, as soon as i finish this trick.
Darn it! why can’t i land this!
I just accidentally whipped into this crazy mount thing
how do you dismount that?
what yoyo is that?
what’s the trick at (insert video time here)?
can you make a tutorial for that?
this happens to me SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
This $100 yo-yo is SO worth my money.
It’s not a rip-off!
Get your own yo-yo.
Learn it yourself.
You are terrible at yo-yoing.
You are so cool!
I WILL win worlds one day, just watch me.
YoYoer: I need to make $120 by 10 PM.
Non-YoYoer: Why?
YoYoer: If you really have to ask, you obviously don’t know me well enough. And by the way, it’s for the next release of the Wooly Marmot.
Non-YoYoer: What’s a Wooly Marmot?
YoYoer: You’re dead to me
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It’s too HUMID!!!
Did the mail come yet?
No my yoyo is not broken…
Good luck getting this off me! (posts on BST anyway)
Pics on request
Goes to insurance co… YOU WANT TO INSURE YOUR WHAT COLLECTION???
Bleh bleh bleh
Wait, so you say “Dope is not cool kids”, yet your profile says you are 12 years old? ???
Buy a $400 yo-yo?
Nah.
He’ll get 4 hundred dollar yo-yos
Don’t worry. I’ve only hit 6 people…so far
this is what i find myself repeating to onlookers.
“It’s aluminum.”
“yes, Duncan still makes yoyos. i have some at home >_>”
“this one is $100 but they makes ones for much cheaper that play about the same.”
“it just takes lots of practice.”
“…that was a cartoon, that trick isn’t actually possible because when the yo-yo hits the shoes it loses most of it’s spin.”
“I’m not saying it’s impossible, but I’ve never personally heard of a five year old Chinese kid that yo-yos with his feet”
“laugh quietly to myself you probably won’t be able to get that back up”
“i’ve never done it before, but when is his birthday? it’ll be cheaper than renting a clown”
this is what i say around other throwers.
“why aren’t you competing??”
“hey, you didn’t get last.”
“DING AAAAAAAAWWWwww, damn, sorry dude, but hey you’ll play with it more now!”
“genesis for days!”
“avalanche for days!”
“[insert name of yoyo here] for days!”
“wach where you’re throwing that Dreadnought G, you’ll kill somebody.”
“kon-kaves are better”
Today after my avalanche flew across the quad at lunch because I dropped an aerial, “No its not broken its not supposed to be tied to my finger.”