once upon a time One Direction all got hit by a truck. HAHAHAHAHA so funny!
The music industry would drastically change. It would take a step towards being good.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. ;D
this is best joke thread. post your best jokes!
So a chemist walks into the Parthenon. He turns to this column and says “Hey, I like ionic, are you ionic?” In response the column says “No, I’m doric.”
in before da lock
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why do chemists like to work with amonia?
because its basic stuff!
When chemists die, we barium.
Now all the science jokes I know argon…
Wanna hear one about potassium?
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They’re all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. “I want to be gorgeous,” and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says “I want to be gorgeous too.” Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again!"
You’re such a fool. You already made a joke thread. Why would you do this? Seriously.
This was originally an inside joke but it got a little out of hand.
That ones good 
In as much as I agree with the opinion that the initiation of a second joke thread is not only redundant but a waste of cyberspace space perhaps we should refrain from calling one another pejoratives such as “fool”.
Fixed. 
A guy starts to believe he is dead. He tells his friend who is a doctor. The friend says “But dead people can’t walk.” The man says “Dead bodies can have muscle spasms after death can’t they?” His friend then says “Can dead people bleed?” The first man says “No, I guess not.” “Okay well watch this.” The doctor says. He pulls out a pin and pricks the guys finger. “See?” he says “if dead people can’t bleed, then explain that.” The man says “Well what do you know, dead people can bleed.”
A evolutionist says “Its not so amazing that God created man. I’ll do it myself.” He goes outside and picks up some dirt. When he is about to begin, God says, “Hey, make your own dirt.”
Mods, if the last joke is not appropriate, delete it.
Please don’t. This joke is one of my favorites so far.
I don’t get the joke…
well, poop.
there are no rules prohibiting hilarious jokes.