Pick-Up lines!

[Logi]

@koenigseggfire

-You just turned my Titan into a Titan3. Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Don’t ask.

? Ok the Titan three is a combo of the yeah 3 and titan?

[Legyoyo (Daniel)]

oh in that case say the tractor joke and he’ll say “what” and “no. what” and then “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

[Samofawesome]

1 did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2 can I barrow your phone? Bc I need to call god and tell him he’s missing one of his angles
3 is your dad a terrorist? Bc your the Bomb!
4 your eyes are like a huge beautiful ocean and I’m lost at sea
5 can I barrow your phone? Bc I need to call your mom and say thank you
6 if I could rearrange the alphabet then I’d put the letters U and I together

[Big_Yoyo]

@Samofawesome

1 did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2 can I barrow your phone? Bc I need to call god and tell him he’s missing one of his angles
3 is your dad a terrorist? Bc your the Bomb!
4 your eyes are like a huge beautiful ocean and I’m lost at sea
5 can I barrow your phone? Bc I need to call your mom and say thank you
6 if I could rearrange the alphabet then I’d put the letters U and I together

Number 3 lolol. Don’t say that to someone with a middle-eastern background, that would be really awkward

[wcrase (Waylon (Rain City Skills))]

@anon67192410

Girl, if you were slightly more attractive and your parents had an income that was roughly proportional to the growing deficit the united states is currently facing, I would instigate that you were from Tennessee only to promote the fact that on a scale from 1 to 10 you would be the maximum of said scale, which would put you at 10 allowing me to then add a follow up statement which I presumed would go in a manor of me saying that by being a 10, you would be a “10” in which I am currently looking at causing me to take interest in you and fall in love right now.

Works every time!

Putting them to sleep isn’t the same as making them swoon. Totally different.

[Hogheg]

@anon67192410

Girl, if you were slightly more attractive and your parents had an income that was roughly proportional to the growing deficit the united states is currently facing, I would instigate that you were from Tennessee only to promote the fact that on a scale from 1 to 10 you would be the maximum of said scale, which would put you at 10 allowing me to then add a follow up statement which I presumed would go in a manor of me saying that by being a 10, you would be a “10” in which I am currently looking at causing me to take interest in you and fall in love right now.

Works every time!

Just reading this is making me breathless.

[skitrz (⛷ Where's that Snow Weasel!)]

I always just said “Hi” and let my rugged good looks do the rest.

[GambinoGirl14 (NotATyrant)]

@skitrz

I always just said “Hi” and let my rugged good looks do the rest.

I’m a nerd, so I can’t do anything with that…

[offstring-stewart]

@GambinoGirl14

@skitrz

I always just said “Hi” and let my rugged good looks do the rest.

I’m a nerd, so I can’t do anything with that…

I do that too, saying hi is a great start.

[BanjoSpins]

@skitrz

I always just said “Hi” and let my rugged good looks do the rest.

I just say “Hi” and my looks always puts the rugged hope for more conversation to rest for good.

[Legyoyo (Daniel)]

I just stand there and all the ladies migrate towards me

[Big_Yoyo]

@Legyoyo

I just stand there and all the ladies migrate towards me

Finally someone has discovered the best hidden secret of attraction!

[BanjoSpins]

@Legyoyo

I just stand there and all the ladies migrate towards me

I just stand there and all the ladies migrate towards anyone else.

[offstring-stewart]

@BanjoSpins

@Legyoyo

I just stand there and all the ladies migrate towards me

I just stand there and all the ladies migrate towards anyone else.

Banjo must be antisocial.

[Legyoyo (Daniel)]

Banjo you to modest you could probably get anyone you darn well felt like getting

[Austin_Deanhardt]

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you would be the McGorgeous.

[Legyoyo (Daniel)]

I have a good one…
me: You lost the game
her:…
me: uh you did right then…
her: I’m never speaking to you AGAIN!

oh… wait that kinda backfired yeah don’t use that

[yoyokid8]

@Austin_Deanhardt

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you would be the McGorgeous.

UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH

[Legyoyo (Daniel)]

@Austin_Deanhardt

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you would be the McGorgeous.

If you were a burger at McDonalds, I’s order you to go

[maghee]

i dont have a library card, but do you mind if if check you out