Pick-Up lines!

The first one and the last one… OH LALA!

hahaha the one about the Facade needing to be splashed was hilarious.

nobody gives facepalms like Captain Picard.

Him: HAHAHAHAHAHA

-You just turned my Titan into a Titan3. Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Don’t ask.

In honor of my fave YYJ yo-yo " My brain is KOS when I talk to you…"

You talkin to me cuz I can’t here you over all your AWESOME!

You talkin to me?

What can’t here you over all your awesome!

OK, I get it! Gosh, give a girl a break!

WHAT!! what’d you say I-I! you know the rest

Great! Now I’m confused…

Ugh… I said ‘you know the rest’ because the rest was ‘over all your awesome!’ It’s a good one you should use it sometime

I’m only interested in one guy, and I’m pretty sure he won’t like that one…

suuuuuuure he will! ok FINE make your own GOSH! jjk

Idk, he doesn’t like corny stuff

He… NEEDS TO!!BAAHHH!!!

It’s not my fault : he doesn’t understand my jokes

BOO! THAT! jjk. he needs to take a humor class. You should tell him
You: Want to hear a joke
Him: no
you: what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Him: I don’t know and don’t care…
you: WHERE’S MY TRACTOR!
him: Wha? oooooh… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! I NOW LOVE JOKES!!!

He has a great sense of humor,it’s just I tell music jokes (he plays the violin and I play guitar and sing) that he doesn’t get