The first one and the last one… OH LALA!
How about some yoyo themed break-off lines?
-Come back to my place and I’ll show you something that goes up and down.
-Are you sure? It’ll get complicated between us because I have a lot of strings attached.
-You must be from General Yo because you have such a bad–s.
-Oh no, I’m not a stalker, but I own one.
-Your facade is like the first gen Freq. Wave; it needs to be splashed.
-For you? I’ll show you an object that stays down longer than previously thought.
Tell me if you understood any.
hahaha the one about the Facade needing to be splashed was hilarious.
Hippo_Samurai:I’ve scored some ladies in my time using just these two:
“If you were a booger, I’d pick you.”
“Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.”
nobody gives facepalms like Captain Picard.
Him: HAHAHAHAHAHA
-You just turned my Titan into a Titan3. Yeah Yeah Yeah.
Don’t ask.
-You just turned my Titan into a Titan3. Yeah Yeah Yeah.
Don’t ask.
In honor of my fave YYJ yo-yo " My brain is KOS when I talk to you…"
You talkin to me cuz I can’t here you over all your AWESOME!
You talkin to me cuz I can’t here you over all your AWESOME!
You talkin to me?
What can’t here you over all your awesome!
What can’t here you over all your awesome!
OK, I get it! Gosh, give a girl a break!
WHAT!! what’d you say I-I! you know the rest
WHAT!! what’d you say I-I! you know the rest
Great! Now I’m confused…
Ugh… I said ‘you know the rest’ because the rest was ‘over all your awesome!’ It’s a good one you should use it sometime
Ugh… I said ‘you know the rest’ because the rest was ‘over all your awesome!’ It’s a good one you should use it sometime
I’m only interested in one guy, and I’m pretty sure he won’t like that one…
suuuuuuure he will! ok FINE make your own GOSH! jjk
suuuuuuure he will! ok FINE make your own GOSH! jjk
Idk, he doesn’t like corny stuff
He… NEEDS TO!!BAAHHH!!!
He… NEEDS TO!!BAAHHH!!!
It’s not my fault : he doesn’t understand my jokes
BOO! THAT! jjk. he needs to take a humor class. You should tell him
You: Want to hear a joke
Him: no
you: what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Him: I don’t know and don’t care…
you: WHERE’S MY TRACTOR!
him: Wha? oooooh… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! I NOW LOVE JOKES!!!
BOO! THAT! jjk. he needs to take a humor class. You should tell him
You: Want to hear a joke
Him: no
you: what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Him: I don’t know and don’t care…
you: WHERE’S MY TRACTOR!
him: Wha? oooooh… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! I NOW LOVE JOKES!!!
He has a great sense of humor,it’s just I tell music jokes (he plays the violin and I play guitar and sing) that he doesn’t get