Pick-Up lines!


(Owen) #1

Post em!
Heres one!

Hey, I just learned all 21 letters in the alphabet.

Oh wait, I forgot U R A Q T.

And another heres another someone from my biology class made up:

If I had to pick between RNA and DNA, id choose RNA, cause there’s a U in it.


#2

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#3

Guy: Hey I was wondering if you know how much a polar bear weighs.

Girl: Huh? I don’t know, how much?

Guy: Enough to break the ice 8)


#4

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.


#5

You’re a keyboard deserving of dvorak. Quite the topre.


#6

If you were a boat I’d call Sam.


#7

*Hey, are you made of Gun Powder?
-No…
*Oh, really? Cause I’m pretty sure your beauty just blew me away.


#8

pipirupirupiru


#9

Wait…do you mean Meru?


#10

Hey girl, if you had an atomic number on the periodic table, it would be a combination of 29 and 52, because you are CuTe.

That one works 99.6% of the time, but who’s counting, right? :stuck_out_tongue:


#11

I call BS on that Number…For me it worked 113 percent of the time…But who’s counting anyway?


#12

Shh, that extra 13.4% is a secret they are gonna find out for themselves when they try it.


#13

Pickup lines are either stupid, lame, or inappropriate.


#14

Fixed


#15

This line right here just might be the most effective one of all so far.


(Waylon) #16

You guys are killing me lol.


#17

[quote=“BanjoSpins,post:15,topic:45022”]

You’re inappropriate! Posting irrelevant opinionated blurbs and slander on a thread is a no no, good sir. That’s my best impersonation of one of the mods…I think either preinfalk or jhb might say something similar …I can’t tell.


#18

[quote=“offstring-stewart,post:17,topic:45022”]

Inappropriate??!! look, just because that line doesn’t work for you, doesn’t mean that it doesn’t work for me.


#19

Wait a minute here, where did this BanjoSpins quote come from with something I never said?


(George Wollaston) #20

Indeed.