Pick-Up lines!

(Owen) #1

Post em!
Heres one!

Hey, I just learned all 21 letters in the alphabet.

Oh wait, I forgot U R A Q T.

And another heres another someone from my biology class made up:

If I had to pick between RNA and DNA, id choose RNA, cause there’s a U in it.




Guy: Hey I was wondering if you know how much a polar bear weighs.

Girl: Huh? I don’t know, how much?

Guy: Enough to break the ice 8)


If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.


You’re a keyboard deserving of dvorak. Quite the topre.


If you were a boat I’d call Sam.


*Hey, are you made of Gun Powder?
*Oh, really? Cause I’m pretty sure your beauty just blew me away.




Wait…do you mean Meru?


Hey girl, if you had an atomic number on the periodic table, it would be a combination of 29 and 52, because you are CuTe.

That one works 99.6% of the time, but who’s counting, right? :stuck_out_tongue:


I call BS on that Number…For me it worked 113 percent of the time…But who’s counting anyway?


Shh, that extra 13.4% is a secret they are gonna find out for themselves when they try it.


Pickup lines are either stupid, lame, or inappropriate.




This line right here just might be the most effective one of all so far.

(Waylon) #16

You guys are killing me lol.



You’re inappropriate! Posting irrelevant opinionated blurbs and slander on a thread is a no no, good sir. That’s my best impersonation of one of the mods…I think either preinfalk or jhb might say something similar …I can’t tell.



Inappropriate??!! look, just because that line doesn’t work for you, doesn’t mean that it doesn’t work for me.


Wait a minute here, where did this BanjoSpins quote come from with something I never said?

(George Wollaston) #20