Pick-Up lines!

Post em!
Heres one!

Hey, I just learned all 21 letters in the alphabet.

Oh wait, I forgot U R A Q T.

And another heres another someone from my biology class made up:

If I had to pick between RNA and DNA, id choose RNA, cause there’s a U in it.

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Guy: Hey I was wondering if you know how much a polar bear weighs.

Girl: Huh? I don’t know, how much?

Guy: Enough to break the ice 8)

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

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You’re a keyboard deserving of dvorak. Quite the topre.

If you were a boat I’d call Sam.

*Hey, are you made of Gun Powder?
-No…
*Oh, really? Cause I’m pretty sure your beauty just blew me away.

pipirupirupiru

Wait…do you mean Meru?

I call BS on that Number…For me it worked 113 percent of the time…But who’s counting anyway?

Pickup lines are either stupid, lame, or inappropriate.

Fixed

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This line right here just might be the most effective one of all so far.

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You guys are killing me lol.

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You’re inappropriate! Posting irrelevant opinionated blurbs and slander on a thread is a no no, good sir. That’s my best impersonation of one of the mods…I think either preinfalk or jhb might say something similar …I can’t tell.

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Inappropriate??!! look, just because that line doesn’t work for you, doesn’t mean that it doesn’t work for me.

Wait a minute here, where did this BanjoSpins quote come from with something I never said?

Indeed.

Lol…I did it on purpose it was me, the Butler! I did it.

Oh, I knew it was you alright.

Offstring, in the forum auditorium with the SuperNova.