Uh-oh… good luck back there, stewart-boy!
What’s so super about you? I can’t see much to call even remotely above average. 
Guy: Talk to the girl about school
Girl: Talks about school
Guy: Bring up something about grades
Girl: Talks about her grades
Guy: I guess you’re pretty smart
Girl: No (if she says yeah it doesn’t matter)
Guy: Wait, no you aren’t
Girl: What?!?
Guy: You’re pretty and smart
Girl: Melts in your arms
Works like a charm everytime.
I AM SO USING THAT.
I’m a fermata, hold me.
Works every time as long as they understand music.
Happens to the best of us.
My worst pick-up line (I’m a girl) The guy has a guitar and a pick and hands them to the girl
Girl: I don’t need them
Guy: Why?
Girl: I picked you out already
That’s horrible…
No wonder it didn’t work with I’m not saying who it is
Saw this on Reddit today.
Oh Spock, the lady killer…
I’ve scored some ladies in my time using just these two:
“If you were a booger, I’d pick you.”
“Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.”
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lol.
Yeah,the guy I used that with is now currently ignoring me, because we have issues…
Dude, the ladies love it. Best one in my book.
How about some yoyo themed break-off lines?
-Come back to my place and I’ll show you something that goes up and down.
-Are you sure? It’ll get complicated between us because I have a lot of strings attached.
-You must be from General Yo because you have such a bad–s.
-Oh no, I’m not a stalker, but I own one.
-Your facade is like the first gen Freq. Wave; it needs to be splashed.
-For you? I’ll show you an object that stays down longer than previously thought.
Tell me if you understood any.
All of those are great for yo-yo ladies…lol
That was lame, but I already got my eye on someone else …sorry bout that
Or turning regular ladies away
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