Any boat pickup lines?

[yoyofoot]

I thought this might be a new idea for us.

[Trace]

If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.

[I6ify]

“Ay girl, I’d like to throw you on a trailer and haul you to the sea.”

[Trace]

If you were a boat I’d fill you up with ethanol free fuel.

[yoyofoot]

If you were a boat, you’d have a lacquer finish!

[I6ify]

You can shiver my timbers anytime.

[I6ify]

Permission to board?

[yoyospirit]

Why was my post deleted?

[yoyofoot]

You’d make for some real smooth sailin’

[JeiCheetah (J̵̡̥̦̳̗͎̤̯̟͓̞͔͔̻́͛͐̒͋̔̈́͂̃͝ͅͅ E I H W Δ N̸̢̢̡͙͖̝̩̟͎̹̻͔̳͕̙̗̈̆̆͋̈́͛̀̑̒̂̀̈́̇̚͘͠ͅ)]

If you were a boat, you would be a car.

[yoyofoot]

@Jayyo

If you were a boat, you would be a car.

WITH A CANNON

[Pillowite]

You rock my boat like captain crunch.

[JeiCheetah (J̵̡̥̦̳̗͎̤̯̟͓̞͔͔̻́͛͐̒͋̔̈́͂̃͝ͅͅ E I H W Δ N̸̢̢̡͙͖̝̩̟͎̹̻͔̳͕̙̗̈̆̆͋̈́͛̀̑̒̂̀̈́̇̚͘͠ͅ)]

I find your sail alluring

[Shadowz143]

You can toot my horn any day.

Hehe,

Fail.

[JeiCheetah (J̵̡̥̦̳̗͎̤̯̟͓̞͔͔̻́͛͐̒͋̔̈́͂̃͝ͅͅ E I H W Δ N̸̢̢̡͙͖̝̩̟͎̹̻͔̳͕̙̗̈̆̆͋̈́͛̀̑̒̂̀̈́̇̚͘͠ͅ)]

Nice life preservers.

[yoyofoot]

THE BOAT THREAD’S SINKING, EVERYONE START BAILING WATER

[JeiCheetah (J̵̡̥̦̳̗͎̤̯̟͓̞͔͔̻́͛͐̒͋̔̈́͂̃͝ͅͅ E I H W Δ N̸̢̢̡͙͖̝̩̟͎̹̻͔̳͕̙̗̈̆̆͋̈́͛̀̑̒̂̀̈́̇̚͘͠ͅ)]

Ill raise your sails.