I thought this might be a new idea for us.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
“Ay girl, I’d like to throw you on a trailer and haul you to the sea.”
If you were a boat I’d fill you up with ethanol free fuel.
If you were a boat, you’d have a lacquer finish!
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Permission to board?
Why was my post deleted?
You’d make for some real smooth sailin’
If you were a boat, you would be a car.
WITH A CANNON
You rock my boat like captain crunch.
I find your sail alluring
You can toot my horn any day.
Nice life preservers.
THE BOAT THREAD’S SINKING, EVERYONE START BAILING WATER
Ill raise your sails.