Any boat pickup lines?


#1

I thought this might be a new idea for us.


#2

If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.


#3

“Ay girl, I’d like to throw you on a trailer and haul you to the sea.”


#4

If you were a boat I’d fill you up with ethanol free fuel.


#5

If you were a boat, you’d have a lacquer finish!


#6

You can shiver my timbers anytime.


#7

Permission to board?


#8

Why was my post deleted?


#9

You’d make for some real smooth sailin’


(Jei Cheetah) #10

If you were a boat, you would be a car.


#11

WITH A CANNON


#12

You rock my boat like captain crunch.


(Jei Cheetah) #13

I find your sail alluring


#14

You can toot my horn any day.

Hehe,

Fail.


(Jei Cheetah) #15

Nice life preservers.


#16

THE BOAT THREAD’S SINKING, EVERYONE START BAILING WATER


(Jei Cheetah) #17

Ill raise your sails.