Die thread die!
If you were a transformer you would be Optimus fine
Only use that if you want to get 1. Slapped 2. Laughed at or 3. Have her never talk to you again.
One I like to use that is either hit or miss (gotta know their personality and be good friends with them already, or it instantly takes you outta the game)
Me: Whoa!
Girl: What?
Me:WHOA!!!
Girl: What???
Me: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!
Girl: WHATTTT???
Me: Your jeansā¦ (good 3 second pause at least) are tightttt.
May or may not work, worked for me atleast 
(Helps if they are actually wearing really tight jeans)
me: Wanna see something really cool
her: sure
me:pull tiny mirror out and point at her
her:http://i1325.photobucket.com/albums/u638/Leinadyoyoer/Ohstopityou.jpg
Hey girl, whatās your sine? Itās gotta be Pi over two because you are the one.
Heh, math pick-up linesā¦
My current girl friend (Girl I really like, who likes me, not dating officially yet) laughed at the library card oneā¦I think sheās awesome
Ready for the best pick up line eva?
boy-You being in this Isle might be hazardous
girl- why?
boy- your so hot youāll melt all the frozens
are you made of copper and tellurium?
because you are CuTe.
Haha
Welcome to the world of nerds
Pick-up lines are generally very cheesy and awkward, which is why I prefer āHi!ā
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This thread really āPicked upā
LOLOLOLOL
if you were a pirate would you want your parrot on this side or slides up close in order to reach the other shoulder this side. I have never used this. someone else did in a skit (because itās super cheesy and funny. 99% sure this isnāt gonna help your case)